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Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently
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Leknave, chip rich, the gibb and myself were out in Leeds yesterday and the topic of paris hilton going to jail came up. Rich' contribution to the conversation was to say i bet all the male inmates will be loving it in her jail..........
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently
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July 26, 2007, 11:41:14 AM »
Once having a picnic at Loch Lomond, I said do you think if we sit here long enough we will see the Loch Ness Monster.
Not one of my finer moments.
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July 26, 2007, 12:47:30 PM »
American woman on top of the empire state building saying to her husband "I can't see the empire state building from here"
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July 26, 2007, 01:03:32 PM »
"lets introduce the players at tonights Final Table.......... Seat 1: Tony "tikay" Kendall"
i think it may have been a dream though (dont ask?!?!?!
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July 26, 2007, 01:23:44 PM »
funny this should come up right now.,,.,
in the kitchen with my wife watching it pi55 down with rain.,.,and i try to get all amorous and she says leave me alone.,.,why dont you go out and sell some sunglasses.,.my reply.,.,its pi55ing down.,.,
her reply """"YOU CAN SELL SALAD TO ARABS""""
she gets everything wrong.,.,god bless her.,.,.,lol
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July 26, 2007, 01:32:55 PM »
It was on blonde recently that i heard the most stupid thing for a while.
"anyone up for a game of chess?"
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July 26, 2007, 01:35:10 PM »
I was once asked for directions by an American lady who wanted to know how to get to Loo-ga-baroo-ga.
She showed me the piece of paper with the address on, and it was Loughborough.
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Quote from: Karabiner on July 26, 2007, 01:35:10 PM
I was once asked for directions by an American lady who wanted to know how to get to Loo-ga-baroo-ga.
She showed me the piece of paper with the address on, and it was Loughborough.
And it should be decreed that it will be, from now on, forever known as this - fantastic name!
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When we lived in Germany my wife phoned me to ask if I would pick her up from the town centre, she tried to describe where she was and we were getting nowhere so I asked her to look at the street sign and give me the street name.....
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I'm in Einbahnstrasse!!!
(for non German speakers it means one-way - street)
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Re: Whats the stupidest thing you've heard someone say recently
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July 26, 2007, 02:38:47 PM »
Hmmm not recently but something that my group of friends always talk about:
When i was playing golf when i was younger- "Can you imagine if you hit the ball SO high it hit the moon!!!!"
...No not really :/
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Poker players are scum
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Quote from: byronkincaid on July 26, 2007, 03:20:15 PM
Poker players are scum
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Playing in a satellite this morning. Guy raises in late position I have QJ
I call commiting about a quarter of my stack.
I hit the flop and feel I have him well covered and end up winning a chunk of his chips.
He had AK...
He says sarcastically - nice call preflop.
I say back...
nice whine postflop
I then put him on tilt and he bust out in 2 hands.... on the bubble.
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With regard to cars, a lady in my presence asked "where are the wheel arches?".
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Quote from: bobby1 on July 26, 2007, 03:17:38 PM
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i know - it should have been 35mil
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