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« on: August 06, 2007, 11:50:00 PM » |
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....and need cheering up. Anyone got any good jokes to share?
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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kinboshi
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« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2007, 11:50:58 PM » |
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8 o'clock. Now that's a joke!
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'The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.'
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sovietsong
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« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2007, 11:52:39 PM » |
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i only know ones that will offend most of the forum. sorry, make your moves on chess that will cheer u up!
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In the category of Funniest Poster I nominate sovietsong. - mantis 21/12/2012
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Claw75
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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2007, 11:53:02 PM » |
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8 o'clock. Now that's a joke!
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sovietsong
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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2007, 11:53:26 PM » |
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whoops i thought it was kins thread. sorry claw! fancy a heads up on full tilt?
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Claw75
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« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2007, 11:53:36 PM » |
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i only know ones that will offend most of the forum. sorry, make your moves on chess that will cheer u up!
I don't do chess. PM the offensive ones! |
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Claw75
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« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2007, 11:54:10 PM » |
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whoops i thought it was kins thread. sorry claw! fancy a heads up on full tilt?
heads up and boredom not a good combination. Nice try though! |
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« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2007, 11:54:55 PM » |
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Claw75
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« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2007, 11:55:51 PM » |
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Might try an omaha hi/lo sng on blonde. anyone want to join me?
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« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2007, 11:56:50 PM » |
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Nuns where repainting their chapel. They kept getting paint on their clothes
so they decided to remove them, but agreed not to let ANYONE in until they were
done and replaced their clothing. Then they heard some one knocking and one of
them yelled, "Whooo is it?"
‘‘the blind man!'' He yelled back.
They decided since he was blind it would be all right.
They opened the door and the man said, ''Nice boobs! Where do you want the
blinds?"
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My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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sovietsong
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« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2007, 11:57:21 PM » |
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if its for more than 39p i cant afford it on blonde!
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« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2007, 11:57:41 PM » |
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New 'tache disnae suit you hen
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For super fun to exist, well defined parameters must exist for the super fun to exist within.
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Claw75
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« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2007, 11:58:14 PM » |
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if its for more than 39p i cant afford it on blonde!
spin it up on 1/2c |
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« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2007, 11:58:53 PM » |
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ok, how much do i need?
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« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2007, 11:59:35 PM » |
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Whats the difference between clint eastwood and a*  sex?? |
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