Which is my feebly best attempt to dream up a snappy title for this week's Poker Week, featuring in-depth interviews with Roland and Isabelle.
Mr de Wolfe gave a chillingly scary interview, in which the EPT & WPT Winner says he needs, & aims, to be 50% better than he already is. Oops....
Meanwhile, just when we thought it was safe to venture out after the fierce Women's Poker debates,
Isabelle Mercier chimes in with her take on the subject, in an Interview in which she was wonderully animated. She says "the smell is nicer".
Both interviews were done in Vegas this year.
Poker Week is on Sky Sports Extra tonight & tomorrow, & moves across to Sky Poker (Channel 846) from Saturday, twice a day for 7 days.