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« on: August 10, 2007, 10:44:21 PM »

WHAT IS A BILLION?

I heard a government officiial saying they whrer ‘investing 3 billion on infrastructure and regeneration’. So what is a Billion?
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into perspective in one of its releases.

a.. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
b.. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
c.. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
d.. A billion days ago no-one walked on two feet on earth.
e.. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes at the rate the U.S government spends it. The UK’s up there somewhere too so don’t laugh.

The next time you hear a politician or quango-head use the word “billion” think about whether you want him to go on spending your money. If you wonder why half of everything you earn goes to national and local government this might help you understand why.
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« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2007, 10:55:07 PM »

I always just think of it as a 1000 million pounds.
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« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2007, 11:36:22 PM »

WHAT IS A BILLION?

I heard a government officiial saying they whrer ‘investing 3 billion on infrastructure and regeneration’. So what is a Billion?
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into perspective in one of its releases.

a.. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
b.. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
c.. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
d.. A billion days ago no-one walked on two feet on earth.
e.. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes at the rate the U.S government spends it. The UK’s up there somewhere too so don’t laugh.

50% of Americans believe that the world isn't that old.
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« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2007, 11:51:49 PM »


Isnt a 'USA Billion' and a 'UK Billion' different?
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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2007, 12:21:00 AM »


Isnt a 'USA Billion' and a 'UK Billion' different?
no

1,000,000,000 in english, american or swa-heelie
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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2007, 12:31:41 AM »


Isnt a 'USA Billion' and a 'UK Billion' different?

Used to be.  A British billion used to be 1,000,000,000,000 but the American 1,000,000,000 has now been adopted as the definition of the term over here too.
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« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2007, 12:36:41 AM »

1,000,000,000 is a billion
1,000,000,000,000 is a trillion

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 is a sextillion

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0 is a google. Count the zero's if you dont believe me Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2007, 12:38:26 AM »


Isnt a 'USA Billion' and a 'UK Billion' different?

Oops well looking at this site it shows that the US think differently to the rest of us as their terms are different to ours. Maybe thats why their president is so dumb?

http://www.jimloy.com/math/billion.htm
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« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2007, 12:55:40 AM »


Dont write my theory off willy nilly!!!

nah, i dont really have a clue, but somethin rings a bell about them being different...
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« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2007, 12:59:24 AM »

1,000,000,000 is a billion
1,000,000,000,000 is a trillion

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 is a sextillion

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0 is a googol. Count the zero's if you dont believe me Smiley

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« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2007, 02:52:01 AM »

1,000,000,000 is a billion
1,000,000,000,000 is a trillion

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 is a sextillion

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0 is a googol. Count the zero's if you dont believe me Smiley

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« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2007, 02:58:50 AM »

A million million used to be the standard British definition of a billion and a thousand million the American - but because the American one got adopted so widely the British definition fell out of use.
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« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2007, 10:07:32 AM »

A million million used to be the standard British definition of a billion and a thousand million the American - but because the American one got adopted so widely the British definition fell out of use.

I'm sure that's what I said Wink
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« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2007, 07:25:32 PM »

A million million used to be the standard British definition of a billion and a thousand million the American - but because the American one got adopted so widely the British definition fell out of use.

I'm sure that's what I said Wink

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« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2007, 07:39:17 PM »

A million million used to be the standard British definition of a billion and a thousand million the American - but because the American one got adopted so widely the British definition fell out of use.

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