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Claw75
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aren't kids charming?
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Putting my daughter to bed tonight, I lay down next to her and shut my eyes while she was settling. I then heard her start talking to herself "there's one, and another one, and another one, and another one .....". Without opening my eyes, I asked her what she was doing "counting your spots mummy". What a sweetheart!
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Reminds me of when Harry was around 3 and we went into the bank. He saw one of the Mortgage Brokers sit down at a computer terminal with a client and said "Look daddy, they're playing poker!!"
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Quote from: M3boy on August 11, 2007, 01:29:17 AM
Reminds me of when Harry was around 3 and we went into the bank. He saw one of the Mortgage Brokers sit down at a computer terminal with a client and said "Look daddy, they're playing poker!!"
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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If katie see's me naked i always get " mummys got a fat bum " nice one katie !!
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August 11, 2007, 01:53:25 AM »
Kids always tell the truth
for me..
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Quote from: jizzemm on August 11, 2007, 01:53:25 AM
Kids always tell the truth
for me..
Agreed
back to the gym next week lol
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August 11, 2007, 02:01:06 AM »
Oh god dont talk to me about the gym..
Its the worst £30 per month I spend, but i refuse to cancell it, like a punishment for myself, use it or lose it.. sort of works.
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Quote from: charmaine on August 11, 2007, 01:36:18 AM
If katie see's me naked i always get " mummys got a fat bum " nice one katie !!
If Dana sees me naked I always get laughter.
If I see Dana naked, it's Christmas Day.
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Quote from: jizzemm on August 11, 2007, 02:01:06 AM
Oh god dont talk to me about the gym..
Its the worst £30 per month I spend, but i refuse to cancell it, like a punishment for myself, use it or lose it.. sort of works.
PLEASE dont mention the monthly subscription
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August 11, 2007, 02:59:20 AM »
My daughter slept over at my sisters recently and the kids were arguing as soon as they opened their eyes.
My sis warned them to pack it in from the comfort of her bed but they took no notice. The fighting got worse and she jumped out of bed in her tankini PJs to go tell them off. My sis is a little on the large size and my daughter aparently had a look of horror on her face and said "YEEEEEWWWWWOOOOOOO"
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Quote from: jizzemm on August 11, 2007, 02:01:06 AM
Oh god dont talk to me about the gym..
Its the worst £30 per month I spend, but i refuse to cancell it, like a punishment for myself, use it or lose it.. sort of works.
lolllllllllllllllll
I keep saying i will join the gym but i know i will just think the exact same as you. I will choose to "lose" it
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Quote from: Claw75 on August 11, 2007, 01:18:37 AM
Putting my daughter to bed tonight, I lay down next to her and shut my eyes while she was settling. I then heard her start talking to herself "there's one, and another one, and another one, and another one .....". Without opening my eyes, I asked her what she was doing "counting your spots mummy". What a sweetheart!
THATL TEACH U LMFAO
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August 11, 2007, 09:55:11 AM »
my daughter likes to watch me get ready when i go out,if i get her seal of approvement then i must look o.k.i know when she doesnt like what im wearing as she will just say"mummy that looks horrible",charming..
all ive been getting last few days from her is shhhhhhhuuuuuutttttttttt uuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppp in a very slow voice,for some reason she finds it funny?
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August 11, 2007, 11:44:02 AM »
I see my kids for the first time in three weeks tonight, they've been on holiday. Christ it has been a long three weeks.
Last time I saw my middle son, now 10, he took me to one side
"Dad?"
"Yes Ryan?"
"Is it normal for me to wake up every morning with a boner?"
Cue one slow conversation about sex education!!
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