Luton GUKPT: Final Day - Interactive

[danafish]

Butters shoves. The players dwell pointlessly for forever now, it's like they're subjecting us to torture. Or maybe it's a decision to try and bore each other to death. Or something.

Dana and I (we are actually now a single weird kind-of-sentient amalgation, posting under the guise of Danafish) might have to go postal at this rate.

Oh look, and Butters takes down the blinds. Lucky Butters. Lucky us.


Now we truly know the meaning if the word "Neverends." (Yes technically it's two words, but not on blonde)


Dave shoves, Jon folds, Warren passes 2-5. Go crazy Warren!!! Goddamit.

[Greg A]

Maybe they should roll the blinds back 3 levels to encourage more play, what do you repiorting time think of that ?

[KarmaDope]

I have a better idea. Lets put the blinds up so that everyones all in first hand...and we can go to bed!

[danafish]

Warren shoves from the button, and takes those precious shortstack blinds.

Butters - 330,000
Dave - 590,000
Warren - 2,185,000

Butters and Dave have totally given up, they're both just trying to hang on for second. I have no idea why Warren isn't shoving every single time.

Now Butters is small-blind shoving and Warren is folding. 10 minutes left of this level. I'm glad they decided not to cap it at 25k/50k like they were supposed to.

Sigh, Warren limps in on Dave's big blind. Why??? With Butters even shorter, Dave is not going to risk the rest of his stack without a big hand. Warren is missing valuable opportunities to squeeze every chip out here.

Then finally!

Warren pushes. Butters calls!

for Warren.

Ah for Butters.

is the board. Moans from the press, especially the poker verdict people and Butters has doubled up and he's still short. Sigh.

[Greg A]

I think they must be v tired, come back at 1pm 2morrow and resume at 500 - 1000 and 100 ante

[danafish]

Maybe they should roll the blinds back 3 levels to encourage more play, what do you repiorting time think of that ?

Mods! Ban him!

[Greg A]

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[danafish]

Warren bets 100k, Dave calls.



Warren checks, Dave moves all-in. Warren passes.


****10 minute break****

(The players don't deserve it)

We overhear Warren telling friends that after Butters' double-up, it's "a different game". I'm not sure, with both the other players still on 600k, Warren should just raise every hand to 300k and make them find a hand if they want gamble 3rd place to get a shot at 1st.

[AlexMartin]

Hope the press room is loving the way Butters takes his full allocation of time to make the best possible decision at each and every moment. 5 minutes to pass 83 in the SB is the norm. Still, i guess he is playing for thousands of pounds, but every decision critical? methinks not.

Im with the updaters here, Warren should be nicking every single hand, they both want to ladder, so let them.

[KarmaDope]

Hope the press room is loving the way Butters takes his full allocation of time to make the best possible decision at each and every moment. 5 minutes to pass 83 in the SB is the norm. Still, i guess he is playing for thousands of pounds, but every decision critical? methinks not.

Im with the updaters here, Warren should be nicking every single hand, they both want to ladder, so let them.

Actually, he's being rather quick this time. Not taking too long to make decisions...

[danafish]

40k/80k with a 5k ante, the level will be 30 minutes long.

Warren raises to 200k, Dave and Jon pass.

Dave passes, Butters moves in. Warren.......................................................................................passes.

Jon passes, Warren moves in. And takes it down. That's more like it from Warren, forcing them to have to find a hand.

Jon then gets a walk.

Butters then moves in again, he's a slippy customer, Warren passes in the big blind sharpish.

Dave shoves the small blind. Takes the blinds.

Warren gets a walk.

[danafish]

Warren moves in from the small blind. Dave calls!

Warren:



Dave:

As

Board



Dave doubles up. And we are going to be here a little longer. When I mean a little, I mean a fair bit. When I mean a fair bit, I mean a long while. When I mean a long while, I mean the rest of our natural life and beyond.

[AlexMartin]

Warren moves in from the small blind. Dave calls!

Warren:



Dave:

As

Board



Dave doubles up. And we are going to be here a little longer. When I mean a little, I mean a fair bit. When I mean a fair bit, I mean a long while. When I mean a long while, I mean the rest of our natural life and beyond.

Luton deffo aint my idea of heaven.

[danafish]

With the exposed, we see floppage.

Jon checks, Warren checks.

- check check check check check check.....

- a Buttersy check, a Warreny bet and Butters passes. Yay. 


Next hand Butters nicks the blinds.


Warren limps and Dave checks.

- cheeeeeeeck

- cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeck check check check cheeeeeeeeck check

- cheeeeck-eck! and Warren's T-5 beats Dave's jack-something.


Dave shoves. Butters makes a face like he might call, or like he has constipation. But he passes. Cannot confirm digestive problems either way. Warren asks for a count, but he never seems to call when he asks for a count. It's 750k. And, oh look, he's passed. "Feel free to clap, ladies and gentlemen. Someone's got to keep us awake."

[Greg A]

I hate to derive pleasure from your misery but this is the most humorous reporting ever !!

Ok, what about declaring it limit holdem ? That might get the butter sizzling