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Question: Just ordered Sky Sports, how long can I keep it secret from my missus?  (Voting closed: August 18, 2007, 04:18:18 PM)
She'll find out when she gets back from work - 21 (53.8%)
She'll find out when Im watching the footy on Saturday - 15 (38.5%)
1 month - 2 (5.1%)
You'll get away with it you crafty fox - 1 (2.6%)
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« on: August 13, 2007, 04:18:18 PM »
I couldn't resist it, the new footy season meant I couldnt not order Sky Sports but I know my missus wont be pleased.

My logic is that I as I work from home playing poker all day I can just sky plus all the matches, avoid the results and watch them when Im eating my shreddies. The bill comes out of my account so we're ok there.

She is a woman though, so I'm sure this intuition thing will kick in and she'll hang my balls up from the satellite dish.

What do we think?
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« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2007, 04:19:30 PM »
tell her there is a freeview promotion on for the start of nthe footy season. Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2007, 04:20:53 PM »
Quote from: bobby1 on August 13, 2007, 04:19:30 PM
tell her there is a freeview promotion on for the start of nthe footy season. Smiley

Nice one, you must lie to your loved ones too Wink
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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2007, 04:23:53 PM »
Do you already have sky and have upgraded to get the sports channels or have you bought it specifically for the football?

If its the latter then get the remote box that allows you to watch different programs from different television sets - you can go into your poker room and watch football til it comes out of your ears and she can sit and watch girly films and whatever else it is that women watch.

If you've only got one tv then say your doing it to keep up with the neighbours - women always seem to go for that..........
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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2007, 04:28:50 PM »
just buy her something to keep her occupied / happy whilst/when your watching footy all year round.
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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2007, 04:34:04 PM »
Quote from: AdamG on August 13, 2007, 04:28:50 PM
just buy her something to keep her occupied whilst your watching footy all year round.

You want him to spend his hard earned beer money on another washing machine?

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« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2007, 04:34:12 PM »
Scared of the wife over £20 a month TV football?

I assume she keeps your balls in her jewellry box with her other earrings.
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« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2007, 04:35:16 PM »
Quote from: AndrewT on August 13, 2007, 04:34:12 PM
Scared of the wife over £20 a month TV football?

I assume she keeps your balls in her jewellry box with her other earrings.

£20 a month - who do you get your sky subscription off amd can you PM me a link?!?!?!?! Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2007, 04:44:01 PM »
Its not the cost that would bother her, its the potential for the football season to destroy quality time together.

And yes, balls securley in the jewelry box
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« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2007, 04:54:36 PM »
There are games on before Saturday.  Where's that option?

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« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2007, 05:06:50 PM »
Dave, I'm pretty sure you are going to get found out straight away.  Females just know!
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« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2007, 05:14:56 PM »
Quote from: scottc on August 13, 2007, 05:06:50 PM
Dave, I'm pretty sure you are going to get found out straight away.  Females just know!

 
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« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2007, 05:31:12 PM »
Quote from: AndrewT on August 13, 2007, 04:34:12 PM
Scared of the wife over £20 a month TV football?

I assume she keeps your balls in her jewellry box with her other earrings.

Said by an obviously single man!!  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2007, 05:57:09 PM »
i hope you havent forgotten the other 1/3 of the matches on sentana

dont be a mouse all your life



(ps yes i am single)
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« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2007, 06:08:38 PM »
Quote from: Ironside on August 13, 2007, 05:57:09 PM
i hope you havent forgotten the other 1/3 of the matches on sentana

dont be a mouse all your life



(ps yes i am single)

Ive already got Sentana.

I'm in too deep
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