I'm feeling much better. It was only a kidney stone. I'm a lucky person. A lot of people have got some really serious things wrong with them.
It's still in my body and I'll have to pass it at sometime but my passing's absolutely diabolical. That's what I told the doctor: "What chance have I got of passing anything - did you see me play?!"
When it happened I was lying on the floor of my office in pain thinking this place isn't very clean - the carpet needs changing, the walls needs painting....and when I got up I was covered in rubbish.
If I want to be in the Premier League one day, I should be able to roll around in agony on my floor without getting dirty. So I'm going to order a new carpet and some paint for my office. There's always something good that comes out of something bad.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/6960820.stm
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