blonde poker forum
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
July 18, 2025, 12:13:39 AM

Login with username, password and session length
Search:     Advanced search
Order through Amazon and help blonde Poker
2262307 Posts in 66604 Topics by 16990 Members
Latest Member: Enut
* Home Help Arcade Search Calendar Guidelines Login Register
+  blonde poker forum
|-+  Poker Forums
| |-+  The Rail
| | |-+  Famous Alcohol Quotes		 0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic. « previous next »
Pages: [1] 2 3 Go Down Print
Author Topic: Famous Alcohol Quotes  (Read 3736 times)
The_duke
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2681



View Profile WWW
« on: September 01, 2007, 09:31:40 PM »
Now, it is perceived that I have a fondness of the foaming brew.. Well I also have a fondness for quotes and quips about alcohol. Has anyone got any quotes from famous people or even their own original ones...

Quote.....
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine
invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
--Dave Barry (American Comedian)
Logged
A great many people believe they are thinking, when in fact they are just rearranging their prejudices
Geo the Sarge
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 5545



View Profile
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2007, 09:47:50 PM »
Policeman giving evidence in court....."When I found the accused in the street he was as drunk as a Judge"

Judge.............."Don't you mean he was as drunk as a lord"

Policeman........."Yes my lord.............."
« Last Edit: September 01, 2007, 09:58:21 PM by Geo the Sarge » Logged
When you get..........give. When you learn.......teach
bone1986
Full Member
***
Offline Offline

Posts: 251



View Profile WWW
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2007, 09:59:06 PM »
It takes no courage to sleep with an ugly woman, just the price of a bottle of whisky.... it takes no courage for a woman to sleep with an ugly man, just a sense of humour (John Cross)
Logged
"There are two types of people who pray; those who pray in Church and those who pray at the poker table. The only difference is that those who pray at the poker table really mean it."
bone1986
Full Member
***
Offline Offline

Posts: 251



View Profile WWW
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2007, 10:02:04 PM »
House of Commons late one night:

Bessie Braddock: 'Winston you are drunk!'

Winston Churchill: 'Bessie, you're ugly. And tomorrow morning I will be sober.'
Logged
"There are two types of people who pray; those who pray in Church and those who pray at the poker table. The only difference is that those who pray at the poker table really mean it."
The_duke
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2681



View Profile WWW
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2007, 10:08:00 PM »
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
--His reply

 
Logged
A great many people believe they are thinking, when in fact they are just rearranging their prejudices
bone1986
Full Member
***
Offline Offline

Posts: 251



View Profile WWW
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2007, 10:12:43 PM »
There are some classic Churchill quotes, this isn't about drink but I think you will like it. thumbs up

Churchill is dozing in a train carriage. A woman enters and sits across from him. She notices his flies are undone. 'Sir!' she exclaims, 'Your penis is sticking out!'

Churchill starts awake, gives the woman a cold stare, looks down for a moment then meets her gaze again. 'Madam, you flatter yourself. It is merely hanging out.'
Logged
"There are two types of people who pray; those who pray in Church and those who pray at the poker table. The only difference is that those who pray at the poker table really mean it."
The_duke
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2681



View Profile WWW
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2007, 10:14:44 PM »
 
Logged
A great many people believe they are thinking, when in fact they are just rearranging their prejudices
The_duke
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2681



View Profile WWW
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2007, 10:16:31 PM »
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
--Winston Churchill
Logged
A great many people believe they are thinking, when in fact they are just rearranging their prejudices
The_duke
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2681



View Profile WWW
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2007, 10:59:41 PM »
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
--Catherine Zandonella
Logged
A great many people believe they are thinking, when in fact they are just rearranging their prejudices
Robert HM
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 15926



View Profile WWW
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2007, 11:08:39 PM »
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

 
Logged
http://www.rooms-direct.co.uk - If you need some furniture, give Shogun a shout, he can do you some discount for Blonde Poker forum members..
Geo the Sarge
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 5545



View Profile
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2007, 11:14:36 PM »
can't think of anything else to say...must be the affluence if incohol....
Logged
When you get..........give. When you learn.......teach
Geo the Sarge
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 5545



View Profile
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2007, 11:15:27 PM »
Quote from: Robert HM on September 01, 2007, 11:08:39 PM
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

 


love the signature btw Robert
Logged
When you get..........give. When you learn.......teach
The_duke
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2681



View Profile WWW
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2007, 11:20:51 PM »
A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat and drink and be merry...
-Ecclesiastes 8:15
Logged
A great many people believe they are thinking, when in fact they are just rearranging their prejudices
AndrewT
Global Moderator
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 15483



View Profile WWW
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2007, 11:41:22 PM »
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four I'm under my host.

Dorothy Parker.
Logged
Karabiner
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 22809


James Webb Telescope


View Profile
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2007, 12:00:01 AM »
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"  (anon)
Logged
"Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated. It satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time maddening and rewarding and it is without a doubt the greatest game that mankind has ever invented." - Arnold Palmer aka The King.
Pages: [1] 2 3 Go Up Print 
« previous next »
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
Page created in 0.067 seconds with 20 queries.