This is what happened to couples who exchanged white goods for presents between 1970-1980

Hahahahaha
My ex bought me a lovely top of the range Dyson for my birthday and was grinning from ear to ear telling me "your gonna love this" and he was serious!!!!
your lucky my dad bought my mum a new dust pan and brush and as an extra treat and surprise he wipped out a long handled broom to go with it