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« on: September 10, 2007, 01:51:26 PM » |
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Hi Guys Now that Tikay has won The Open....we know that online poker must be rigged  What more proof do we need? It's a fix!!  |
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Robert HM
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« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2007, 02:04:31 PM » |
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Charles is there any truth that there is to be an inquiry, possibly conducted by the OFT and Gaming Commission? The result, however, must be comforting to all us fish who now mistakenly believe anything is possible.
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Miami Vic
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« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2007, 02:10:17 PM » |
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We are investigating this matter and have so far revealed the following:
Tikay was seen seven months ago having an 'in depth' conversation with a games engineer. It is understood Tikay bought the engineer both a Praline Flake AND a cup of tea during the conversation.
Tikay last night bought five hundred and fifty entries to the Open Sunday Showdown. It appears he was playing under three hundred and thirteen different aliases, several of which did not involve the name 'Tikay'.
Tikay was discovered to have written card ranking notes on both sleeves of his shirt. The M&S pink Easycare item had notes like "A full house beats a Flush???" scrawled on it in biro.
Tikay had earlier in the day offered to 'do a little bit of IT work' and was later seen hammering the back of the Sky Poker server with a shoe.
It is rumoured that his fellow analyst players in the studio were not in fact connected to the internet but were watching a series of cleverly prepared drawings that Tikay shuffled around 'when they weren't looking'.
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Vic from Miami
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bolt pp
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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2007, 02:11:32 PM » |
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look, he's world no1, it said so on a site!
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TightEnd
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« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2007, 02:13:56 PM » |
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I have it on now
Does he ever miss
behind? in front? runner runner?
thats some poker genie he has got
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My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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kinboshi
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« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2007, 02:16:58 PM » |
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They say that after many years, and millions and millions of hands your luck will even out. Tikay must have had some horrible luck in the 1800s.
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'The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.'
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Robert HM
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« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2007, 02:19:48 PM » |
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Mr M. V. are you saying it is tikay acting alone without management help? So those who think there was a joint conspiracy to make sure Ed "Destructable" Deabes wasn't to be the only studio winner, are wrong.
Another worrying development is that it has been suggested that another of your studio guests was seen in a High Street bookies lumping it on a tikay win, it's just not cricket!
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Miami Vic
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« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2007, 02:43:15 PM » |
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I refute all these unfounded allegations. Apart from the one about Mr. Destructable.
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Vic from Miami
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bolt pp
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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2007, 02:45:39 PM » |
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I dont know whats going on here, theres a site, it's got rankings and statistics and stuff and it says tikay is the best player in the world.
the thread is aroud here somewhere Mpower posted it
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Prince Charles
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« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2007, 02:46:12 PM » |
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Tikay last night bought five hundred and fifty entries to the Open Sunday Showdown. It appears he was playing under three hundred and thirteen different aliases, several of which did not involve the name 'Tikay'. Haha....brilliant! Infact all you guys made me laugh... I have my Sunday Showdown on the 23rd - How bad is that.....that I can only tie with Tikay!!!...... The other day, I did see him closely hugging "Hacking made simple" & "Poker 4 Dummies"....suspicious or what! |
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tikay
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« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2007, 03:40:56 PM » |
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My solicitor has advised me not to comment further on these scurrilous allegations. I won it fair & square. Ish.  |
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Robert HM
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« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2007, 03:50:42 PM » |
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My solicitor has advised me not to comment further on these scurrilous allegations. I won it fair & square. Ish. Oh so you found a cheaper lawyer then?? <looking for new clients at writs4u> |
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Miami Vic
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« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2007, 03:57:11 PM » |
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We've just discovered that Tikay's personal online version of the tournament launched with an "Auto Win Now" button instead of Call, Fold or Raise.
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« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2007, 03:58:19 PM » |
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Look, all of you. I won it fair & square.
GO AWAY.
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« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2007, 04:01:59 PM » |
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They're just jealous.
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I bet when Hugh Hefner dies, you won't hear anyone say, "He's in a better place."
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