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« Reply #30 on: September 18, 2007, 09:56:15 PM »


I'm not analyzing that shit


One may perhaps assent to reformulating the configuation of the sentences so that they are more bounteous to your personal tastes.

..and illustrate it with some topless nineteen year old girls
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« Reply #31 on: September 18, 2007, 10:02:50 PM »

One may perhaps assent to reformulating the configuation of the sentences so that they are more bounteous to your personal tastes.

..and illustrate it with some topless nineteen year old girls


I'm not cracking one off over that shit
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« Reply #32 on: September 18, 2007, 10:09:34 PM »

I'll get Andy McNab to write the forward, and include a phone in quizz question at the end where the prize is a Nintendo Wii.
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« Reply #33 on: September 18, 2007, 10:15:38 PM »

Ive already read a: "how to turn $200 into $7500 bankroll" arcticle
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« Reply #34 on: September 19, 2007, 12:38:21 AM »

Ive already read a: "how to turn $200 into $7500 bankroll" arcticle

stumped again, ill give up.
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« Reply #35 on: September 19, 2007, 01:49:16 AM »

have you read my article in poker numpties monthly in how to turn a $5000 bankroll into $200........ a cracking read.

it works for me every time.
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« Reply #36 on: September 19, 2007, 02:51:20 AM »

have you read my article in poker numpties monthly in how to turn a $5000 bankroll into $200........ acracking read.

it works for me every time.


I am a big follower of that article as well 
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« Reply #37 on: October 15, 2007, 06:23:52 PM »

Any idea when this comes online?

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« Reply #38 on: October 15, 2007, 06:57:29 PM »

have you read my article in poker numpties monthly in how to turn a $5000 bankroll into $200........ a cracking read.

it works for me every time.

This one ?

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« Reply #39 on: October 15, 2007, 07:01:04 PM »

Which one?   Cheesy    ( has the link been deleted?  )     :-( 
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« Reply #40 on: October 17, 2007, 06:21:33 PM »

Can someone just scan it and post it?
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« Reply #41 on: October 18, 2007, 02:43:31 PM »

Or type it in (for practise in using the home keys)
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« Reply #42 on: October 18, 2007, 03:01:42 PM »

Or type it in (for practise in using the home keys)

sigh, i'm quite busy today but i'll do it.

"first you need to get $200, there are a couple of ways of doing this but i find the most effective way is waiting for someone to withdraw there cash from a cash machine and grab it, you probably wont even need to hit him but if he pisses you off you can crack him in the mouth if you've had a bad day. so you've got a bit of start up money but you've got bigger plans and need a gun, your pals selling one and because it was used in an offlicence robberry its yours for knockdown Price of $500, so thats ok, phase two, we spend $10 on a toy gun, $20 on a mask and the rest on crackcocaine, after taking that we run into a betting shop at the end of the day smashing the gaf up demanding money, no one else is in there and the guy behind the counter  hands over $2000, result were on our way but we're feeling lucky and on our way out get a bit involved on the roulette machine and put$700 back in, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!! but we've still got the dough for the proper gun and some other stuff we need so were doing ok. we go and see our mate who's selling the gun and get in for a knockdown price of $400, hes a drugdealer and has just picked up now although this isn't part of my initial plan i use my initiative to rob him for his drugs with the gun hes just sold me, result!!!! knock that lot out for about 2k and were well on our way!!!! i dont know exactly how much we've built up to cos I'm out me nut on supertennents but i think we've we're over half way"  part 2 to come.........
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« Reply #43 on: October 18, 2007, 05:19:55 PM »

  cheers
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« Reply #44 on: November 04, 2007, 07:55:28 PM »

anybody able to send me a link to this article!  much appreciated!
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