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« on: September 21, 2007, 10:10:26 AM »
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2007, 10:49:39 AM »

Chuck Norris' moves are so awesome, he once finished a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves...
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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2007, 11:15:35 AM »
Chuck Norris can win online with pocket aces.
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« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2007, 11:18:49 AM »

Chuck Norris CAN win with aces, but mucks them, because he prefers winning with 2 5 off-suit...
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« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2007, 11:54:25 AM »
Quote from: ACE2M on September 21, 2007, 10:10:26 AM
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2007, 12:20:43 PM »
The bendy bus was invented when Chuck bumped into a double decker while crossing a road.
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« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2007, 12:35:39 PM »
When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Chuck Norris f*cking hates lemonade.
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« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2007, 04:00:11 PM »
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors
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« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2007, 04:44:24 PM »
Chuck Norris can sell modern BMWs with a straight face.


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« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2007, 04:47:47 PM »

Chuck Norris shops at Matalan... without membership...
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« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2007, 04:52:09 PM »
Chuck Norris worked the door at mothercare for 10 years
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