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Question: Please select the best three captions from the list below...
Burnley John said you took it like this.."first roll up a credit card, then cut it with a used twenty"
poker peek cards fail to catch on in grosvenors too !
FFS there must be an easier way to pluck my eyebrows
This white fiver Tikay gave me - it seems to have no watermark - is it still legal tender?
Are you sure there is a watermark?
"£300 says you won't take your eye out with a pair of tweesers"
How the f**k do I get my contact lense out with a book of stamps
After getting his sheep picture stuck to his head bloke regrets having lent it to kingpoker 10 minutes earlier
''When I said 'Whap it out for 500 Euros', I didnt mean your dam eyeball''
My mum said playing with myself as a kid would effect my eyesight
Gotta get to specsavers!
Ok Tikay I'll pawn the ring again for the usual terms...£50 + 10%.
Jan's attempts to disuise his tell becomes ever more ridiculous
Having played with Tikay before Jan was quick to check the colour of his money this time
No cash on the table
If he knicks that £20 I'm going to smack him contact lense or not
I wish I had bought my glasses
You trying to pull a fast one? There's no watermark on this one
My contact lens fell out and hidden behind it was this safety deposit box
Jan is infuriated at accepting bad credit.
Magnus realises he has been ripped off after purchasing Karl Mahrenholz's eyebrow plucker
After making a tikay misread on the last hand, Magnus dips into his brain for a spot of rewiring
Magnus needs to brush up on his hide and seek strategies

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« on: September 21, 2007, 01:32:51 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2007, 01:43:57 PM »

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Brilliant! Who ever wrote this is getting a beer from me at BB5!
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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2007, 07:22:49 PM »

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Brilliant! Who ever wrote this is getting a beer from me at BB5!

I may be wrong of course but my first guesses are either kin or boldie.

But the same phrase applies to whoever it is, GFY!!!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2007, 09:50:04 PM »

wheres mine gone?Huh???>>,,,..Huh?
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« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2007, 08:45:41 PM »

Well done to Bolt for a landslide victory...

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« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2007, 08:47:56 PM »

Anon
Burnley John said you took it like this.."first roll up a credit card, then cut it with a used twenty"

portfolio
poker peek cards fail to catch on in grosvenors too !

LLevan
FFS there must be an easier way to pluck my eyebrows

T8MML
This white fiver Tikay gave me - it seems to have no watermark - is it still legal tender?

Foggy
Are you sure there is a watermark?

SuitedJock
"£300 says you won't take your eye out with a pair of tweesers"

Mel Lofthouse
How the f**k do I get my contact lense out with a book of stamps

Bolty
After getting his sheep picture stuck to his head bloke regrets having lent it to kingpoker 10 minutes earlier

Chip prince, dlowen9@yahoo.co.uk:
''When I said 'Whap it out for 500 Euros', I didnt mean your dam eyeball''

phat, mpclad@aol.com:
My mum said playing with myself as a kid would effect my eyesight

sovietsong
Gotta get to specsavers!

MANTIS01
Ok Tikay I'll pawn the ring again for the usual terms...£50 + 10%.

withnail
Jan's attempts to disuise his tell becomes ever more ridiculous

Tracey Dell
Having played with Tikay before Jan was quick to check the colour of his money this time

dana
No cash on the table

Snatiramas
If he knicks that £20 I'm going to smack him contact lense or not

Robert HM
I wish I had bought my glasses

Robert HM
You trying to pull a fast one? There's no watermark on this one

Jen
My contact lens fell out and hidden behind it was this safety deposit box

RichEO
Jan is infuriated at accepting bad credit.

snoopy
Magnus realises he has been ripped off after purchasing Karl Mahrenholz's eyebrow plucker

snoopy
After making a tikay misread on the last hand, Magnus dips into his brain for a spot of rewiring


Late entrant:

BobaLike
Jan was keen to hide from Barny who was looking to top up his pole dance fund



Sry, sofa, missed yours out by accident, stick it in again for this week's comp.
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« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2007, 09:01:49 PM »

ship
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« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2007, 09:05:27 PM »

ship

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« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2007, 09:22:24 PM »


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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2007, 09:24:00 PM »

After getting his sheep picture stuck to his head bloke regrets having lent it to kingpoker 10 minutes earlier

Brilliant! Who ever wrote this is getting a beer from me at BB5!

I may be wrong of course but my first guesses are either kin or boldie.

But the same phrase applies to whoever it is, GFY!!!!!!

why, whatever made you think that was me? It was afunny remark and therefore couldn't possibly be mine..or Kin's for that matter.
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« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2007, 09:48:31 PM »

After getting his sheep picture stuck to his head bloke regrets having lent it to kingpoker 10 minutes earlier

Brilliant! Who ever wrote this is getting a beer from me at BB5!

I may be wrong of course but my first guesses are either kin or boldie.

But the same phrase applies to whoever it is, GFY!!!!!!

why, whatever made you think that was me? It was afunny remark and therefore couldn't possibly be mine..or Kin's for that matter.

True, WTF was i thinking  Wink

And as for you Mr funny man bolty...

<shakes head disappointingly>

... I gave you more credit than that.
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« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2007, 09:51:58 PM »

After getting his sheep picture stuck to his head bloke regrets having lent it to kingpoker 10 minutes earlier

Brilliant! Who ever wrote this is getting a beer from me at BB5!

I may be wrong of course but my first guesses are either kin or boldie.

But the same phrase applies to whoever it is, GFY!!!!!!

why, whatever made you think that was me? It was afunny remark and therefore couldn't possibly be mine..or Kin's for that matter.

True, WTF was i thinking  Wink

And as for you Mr funny man bolty...

<shakes head disappointingly>

... I gave you more credit than that.

dont worry, it was an attractive sheep
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« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2007, 10:53:48 PM »

After getting his sheep picture stuck to his head bloke regrets having lent it to kingpoker 10 minutes earlier

Brilliant! Who ever wrote this is getting a beer from me at BB5!

I may be wrong of course but my first guesses are either kin or boldie.

But the same phrase applies to whoever it is, GFY!!!!!!

why, whatever made you think that was me? It was afunny remark and therefore couldn't possibly be mine..or Kin's for that matter.

True, WTF was i thinking  Wink

And as for you Mr funny man bolty...

<shakes head disappointingly>

... I gave you more credit than that.

dont worry, it was an attractive sheep

Thank God!
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