In honour of Brians visit to Britain, I have penned a song in tribute of the great man ...It is sung to the tune of "My Old man's a dustman" and it goes like this
Brian is a Blondeite,
He wears a Blondeites cap,
He loves to play 4-7,
Even though he knows its crap.
Now Brian is some player,
His game is very brave,
But when it comes to heads up,
He's no match for RiverDave.
He says his game is awesome,
He wont let it decay,
But he says he will retire,
when he cant outplay Tikay.
Brians never quiet,
Beware your on his list,
He will tell you he will beat you,
And show the bracelet on his wrist.
Good Luck in the William Hill Grand Prix mate
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