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« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2007, 10:07:35 PM »

*sulks* wanna play  Angry

you can play with me if you like.............. 
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« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2007, 11:31:36 PM »

rules and fixtures updated in the opening post of this thread.any questions please ask here


captains please read carefully!
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« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2007, 12:45:56 AM »

What exactly is 'the penalty area'?   
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« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2007, 09:09:31 AM »

What exactly is 'the penalty area'?   

i assume your joking but will answer anyway just in case.

its the semi circle area around each goal.
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« Reply #19 on: October 09, 2007, 09:52:30 AM »

Ummmmmm, nope.  Wasn't joking.  So NOBODY but the goal keeper is allowed in that wee area, right?  And we're not allowed to give a proper kick of the ball...no launching it to the other end?  Hmmmmmm, have to print out those rules and re-evaluate our game plan.  Hope Ironside has his thinking cap on.   
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« Reply #20 on: October 09, 2007, 10:04:52 AM »

Google maps:

http://shorl.com/mutikytrastugra
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« Reply #21 on: October 09, 2007, 10:17:22 AM »

You don't even want to know what my next question was...trust me.  Luckily I managed the answer all on me own.   
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« Reply #22 on: October 09, 2007, 10:28:32 AM »

And we're not allowed to give a proper kick of the ball...no launching it to the other end? 

You can give it a proper kick from one end to the other but it just cant go above head height - "low and hard" is the technical footballing jargon Wink

p.s. meet BB5's guest referee.........

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« Reply #23 on: October 09, 2007, 01:27:59 PM »


The BB5 6 aside football tournament venue has been confirmed, it will take place at 11am on saturday 13th october 2007 at the venue below:

Powerleague Cardiff
Manor Way
Cardiff
CF14 1RF
 
telephone: 02920629970

costings will be £20 a team payable to me by the captains regardless if there team shows up or not!

welsh to wear red, northerners white, ladies black and softies probably green

for more details on venue etc and for directions please visit there website at www.powerleague.co.uk/5-A-Side/center.asp?CID=CAR


the tournament will be on a league basis with all 4 teams playing each other once which means each team will play 3 matches.

teams will recieve 3 points for a win, 1 point for a draw and 0 points for a defeat.

if at the end of the tournament 2 teams have the same amount of points at the top of the table then the result between the 2 teams will decide the winner, if still level then goal difference will decide and then if still level goals scored will decide the winner.

if still level we have a ruck "royal rumble" style with the last person standings team being declared the winner!

each match will be 16 minutes long and will be a straight one half.

each team must only have 6 players on the pitch at any one time.

substitutions will be roll on roll off but must only be made when the ball is dead and the referee must be made aware of changes.

the ball must be kept under head height at all times, under head height is defined as under the referees height. failure to do so is punished by a free kick to the opposition

all free kicks are direct and any wall must be at least 6 feet away

goalkeepers must only roll out the ball underarm, no overarm throw or kicking out.

no players are allowed in either penalty area and neither goalkeeper is allowed out of there area.

if an attacker deliberatly goes in the area its punished with a free kick  to the defending side which is taken by the goalkeeper by way of a roll out.

if a defender deliberatly goes in his own area it is punished by an award of a penalty to the opposition.

all free kicks are direct and any wall must be at least 6 feet away.

matches will be start with a drop ball and restarts after a goal will be via a centre.

no slide tackles allowed

players must only wear trainers or astro turf trainers, no boots moulded or otherwise.

shinpads are recommended but not compulsary as are cricket boxes (a good idea when playing the ladies team guys)

FIXTURES

11.05 Southern Softies v ironsides bitchies

11.25 northern monkeys v sheep shaggers

11.45 ironsides bitchies v sheep shaggers

12.05 northern monkeys v southern softies

12.25 ironsides bitchies v northern monkeys

12.45 southern softies v sheep shaggers.



Can we not just skip straight to this part, sounds like much more fun and i beleive we would have a greater chance of winning
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« Reply #24 on: October 09, 2007, 03:39:39 PM »


The BB5 6 aside football tournament venue has been confirmed, it will take place at 11am on saturday 13th october 2007 at the venue below:

Powerleague Cardiff
Manor Way
Cardiff
CF14 1RF
 
telephone: 02920629970

costings will be £20 a team payable to me by the captains regardless if there team shows up or not!

welsh to wear red, northerners white, ladies black and softies probably green

for more details on venue etc and for directions please visit there website at www.powerleague.co.uk/5-A-Side/center.asp?CID=CAR


the tournament will be on a league basis with all 4 teams playing each other once which means each team will play 3 matches.

teams will recieve 3 points for a win, 1 point for a draw and 0 points for a defeat.

if at the end of the tournament 2 teams have the same amount of points at the top of the table then the result between the 2 teams will decide the winner, if still level then goal difference will decide and then if still level goals scored will decide the winner.

if still level we have a ruck "royal rumble" style with the last person standings team being declared the winner!

each match will be 16 minutes long and will be a straight one half.

each team must only have 6 players on the pitch at any one time.

substitutions will be roll on roll off but must only be made when the ball is dead and the referee must be made aware of changes.

the ball must be kept under head height at all times, under head height is defined as under the referees height. failure to do so is punished by a free kick to the opposition

all free kicks are direct and any wall must be at least 6 feet away

goalkeepers must only roll out the ball underarm, no overarm throw or kicking out.

no players are allowed in either penalty area and neither goalkeeper is allowed out of there area.

if an attacker deliberatly goes in the area its punished with a free kick  to the defending side which is taken by the goalkeeper by way of a roll out.

if a defender deliberatly goes in his own area it is punished by an award of a penalty to the opposition.

all free kicks are direct and any wall must be at least 6 feet away.

matches will be start with a drop ball and restarts after a goal will be via a centre.

no slide tackles allowed

players must only wear trainers or astro turf trainers, no boots moulded or otherwise.

shinpads are recommended but not compulsary as are cricket boxes (a good idea when playing the ladies team guys)

FIXTURES

11.05 Southern Softies v ironsides bitchies

11.25 northern monkeys v sheep shaggers

11.45 ironsides bitchies v sheep shaggers

12.05 northern monkeys v southern softies

12.25 ironsides bitchies v northern monkeys

12.45 southern softies v sheep shaggers.



Can we not just skip straight to this part, sounds like much more fun and i beleive we would have a greater chance of winning


lol i doubt it your team has more "camp" than a weekend away with flushy! 
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« Reply #25 on: October 09, 2007, 03:40:30 PM »

can i take part in the rumble ?
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« Reply #26 on: October 09, 2007, 03:43:28 PM »

can i take part in the rumble ?


yep can you scratch and pull hair like the rest of the gals??
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« Reply #27 on: October 09, 2007, 04:05:03 PM »

ok bB6 footballs out as i can take part
basketball is out as you guys are chicken to get into a chair

so its boxing

1 bout 12 rounds of 3 minutes belly vrs ironside

gloves not needed
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« Reply #28 on: October 10, 2007, 01:39:58 AM »

ok bB6 footballs out as i can take part
basketball is out as you guys are chicken to get into a chair

so its boxing

1 bout 12 rounds of 3 minutes belly vrs ironside

gloves not needed

lol bring it on you wont be able to reach my chin 
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« Reply #29 on: October 10, 2007, 06:02:56 AM »

who said anything about chins

remember i am at the right hieght
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