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Monday.  Nobody likes it (except the Mamas and the Papas) Anyone got some quick jokes to tell folk to cheer them up. I'll offer up an old fave. Q- What's red and invisible? A- No tomatoes. |
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For super fun to exist, well defined parameters must exist for the super fun to exist within.
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Graham C
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« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2007, 10:32:19 PM » |
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that's made me feel worse
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« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2007, 10:33:45 PM » |
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what do mexicans put under their carpets???
underlay underlay
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"poker is like sex, everyone thinks they are the best but most don't know what they're doing"
Dutch Boyd
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« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2007, 10:38:46 PM » |
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cant say im feeling better
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The very last hand of the night goes to Dewi James, who finds ACES and talks Raymond O’Mahoney into calling his all-in preflop bet of 15k. “If I had AQ, I’d call!” says Dewi. Raymond calls holding pocket 66’s.
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« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2007, 10:48:51 PM » |
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what do mexicans put under their carpets???
underlay underlay
 Whaddya call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck? José and Hose-B |
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« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2007, 10:53:38 PM » |
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What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge
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« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2007, 10:56:25 PM » |
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did you see the wee weedgie fae the barras on mastermind tonight?  his specialist subject was anoraks £14.99 to £18.99 |
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"poker is like sex, everyone thinks they are the best but most don't know what they're doing"
Dutch Boyd
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« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2007, 10:58:09 PM » |
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What's pink and hard?
A pig with a flick knife
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« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2007, 10:58:48 PM » |
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What's green and hard?
A bogie in a crash helmet
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« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2007, 10:59:31 PM » |
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What's blue and spongy?
A blue sponge
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« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2007, 11:00:23 PM » |
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick I love daft jokes |
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Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft? Of course not. |
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« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2007, 11:01:25 PM » |
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What's big red and eats rocks?
A big red rock eater
Courtesy of a joke book i read in infants....
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« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2007, 11:18:27 PM » |
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that's made me feel worse
your not suppose to eat them |
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I am the master of my fate
I am the captain of my soul.
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« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2007, 11:21:57 PM » |
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How do you tell if a weedgie lassie orgasms?
She drops her chips!
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« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2007, 11:23:50 PM » |
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what's brown and sticky?
a stick.
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