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« on: October 08, 2007, 10:57:08 PM »
Who's read the new book. Seeing as I failed to win a copy, is it worth the money? The snoopster seems to like it http://www.blondepoker.com/index.php?q=node/12627, but he is easily pleased.
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« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2007, 11:13:00 PM »
dont give up all hope yet Rob, I still have 3 copies left to give away ...

Eck, Sharpy & Claw have all won one ...


I tell ya what, best Limerick on this thread that includes the words "BLONDE"  "BOOK"  "COLCHESTER"  gets a copy .... closing date is Thursday 11th at midnight.

YOU MUST INCLUDE ALL 3 WORDS


There is only 1 judge ... ME !! 

so keep em (semi) clean ... and may the best poet win Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2007, 11:17:39 PM »
there was a fish from colchester
who couldnt spell book or manchester
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« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2007, 11:28:40 PM »
In the poker world known as Blonde
It's fishes are easily conned
by Colchester Kev
whilst he lays in his bed
chosing who gets the book or gets bonked
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« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2007, 11:31:07 PM »
Quote from: HOLDorFOLD on October 08, 2007, 11:28:40 PM
In the poker world known as Blonde
It's fishes are easily conned
by Colchester Kev
whilst he lays in his bed
chosing who gets the book or gets bonked

An early favourite Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2007, 12:46:21 AM »
There was a poker player called hellmuth
Who Kev thought was uncouth
But all of his chips he up and took
He said he read it in a Blonde book
Now kevs moved from Colchester to Portsmouth
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« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2007, 12:55:32 AM »
There once was a man named Colchester Slim
Used to be fat, had a quadruple chin
Read a book about diets
Damn near caused a riot
With all the sexy young Blondes trying to cop hold of him.
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« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2007, 12:58:13 AM »
Blondie had a little lamb
she kept it in a Booket
and then one day
that lamb got away
Colchester Kev said he was gonna  **** it..

Opps, what happened to that word.?? LOL
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« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2007, 01:01:24 AM »
LOLOLOL loving your work, keep em coming.
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« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2007, 01:11:53 AM »
There once was a Kev in polyester
Who read a poker book in siemester
He didn't read very well
And his face had a tell
And now he's a blonde in Colchester
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« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2007, 01:16:00 AM »
there was a blonde girl called sally
who met colchester kev down an alley
they bumped into each other, with quite the shudder,
and sally probed sharp as a blade, where are you going, stop too-ing and frowing
she gave him quite the look, nothing me dear, i dont mean to be queer but im reading rick's magic poker book!


p.s one entry only duke
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« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2007, 01:22:20 AM »
A policeman from Colchester junction
Whose penis had long ceased to function
Fooled his blonde wife
For the rest of her life
Booking her at night with a truncheon
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« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2007, 01:23:21 AM »
hey i'm on a roll ---

Kev the Blonde Pirate (the story relates)
Pranced round Colchester on roller skates.
He fell on his cutlass
which rendered him nutless
and virtually useless to book on dates.
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« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2007, 01:48:07 AM »
Im almost tempted to pen my own entry LOL
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« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2007, 01:49:27 AM »
There was a fat bloke from Colchester
Who did impressions of a dodgy court jester
A persuasive young blonde
Of whom he'd become fond
Booked him into a stick insects body as a tester.

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