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« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2007, 01:55:32 AM »
There's a blonde-haired Colchester cutie
Books could be written of her beauty
I want to impress her
So I can undress her
And nosh all night long on her bootie.
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« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2007, 01:57:30 AM »
Just to divert away from the game momentarily, I was just wondering if anyone else has read Ghosts at the Table and whether or not you shared my thoughts. I would be interested your thoughts.
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« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2007, 02:05:45 AM »
Colchester Kev was quite dense.
So blonde and devoid of all sense.
He read in some book
How a sausage is to cook
Then went to piss on an electric fence

(Ignore the other two, this is my entry) Smiley
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« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2007, 02:10:35 AM »
there was a fat kid who was blonde
who wrote a book about james bond
in it ,it said,your to fat you silly twat
so a diet he took
cause he couldn't get a fcuk
and he looked a bit like festa
but really it was kev from colchester

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« Reply #19 on: October 09, 2007, 05:14:11 AM »
Quote from: snoopy1239 on October 09, 2007, 01:57:30 AM
Just to divert away from the game momentarily, I was just wondering if anyone else has read Ghosts at the Table and whether or not you shared my thoughts. I would be interested your thoughts.

There was a young bearded dog
Whose mind was often a fog
In a thread full of rhymes
He said "reviewing this book is mine!"
but his question failed to leave the blondes agog
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« Reply #20 on: October 09, 2007, 05:28:45 AM »

Though on waking up, our colchester blonde,
can resemble something from a pond
A quick shower shave and s**t
and he looks like brad pitt
Or that spy from the book, Mr Bond
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« Reply #21 on: October 09, 2007, 09:37:41 AM »
Kev was once fat it was mooted
As on blonde, people's stacks they were looted
4-6? they're connectors
The nuts in Colchester
And in the book it says play'em if soooooooooted.
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« Reply #22 on: October 09, 2007, 10:16:21 AM »
This is gonna be a tough one to judge, but i am loving the creative combined numptiness Genius of you all, keep em coming Smiley
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« Reply #23 on: October 09, 2007, 10:31:41 AM »
colchester kev, had a book to purvey
yet in fact there were three in this blonde giveaway
but when flushie enquired
the offer expired
as kev said " i'm simply not..................................in possesion of those books anymore".
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« Reply #24 on: October 09, 2007, 11:36:02 AM »
Colchester was pimping a book
The blondites all wanted a look
So they each penned a verse
But (pardon the curse)
I didn't, I don't give a fuck!
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« Reply #25 on: October 09, 2007, 11:45:12 AM »
LOL quality .... gonna be a tough one to judge methinks !!
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« Reply #26 on: October 09, 2007, 12:28:20 PM »
There once was a chap from Colchester,
called Kev, and the girls from Blonde he did pester,
they handed a petition into Tikay,
requesting that from the females he is kept away,
but he'll be let off if at BB5 he dresses as a jester.
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« Reply #27 on: October 09, 2007, 06:00:48 PM »
Quote from: bolt pp on October 09, 2007, 10:31:41 AM
colchester kev, had a book to purvey
yet in fact there were three in this blonde giveaway
but when flushie enquired
the offer expired
as kev said " i'm simply not..................................in possesion of those books anymore".

11 out of 10.

 
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« Reply #28 on: October 09, 2007, 07:01:10 PM »
There was a young blonde from Colchester
Who's norks Kiv tried to sequester
He said 'I don't give a fook
Who gets the book
As long as I get to molest her'.
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« Reply #29 on: October 09, 2007, 07:35:04 PM »
Colchesters so sad to say
Its big fish he has gone away
He's gone with a blonde
to the back and beyond
and a book thats named after Tikay
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