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« Reply #30 on: October 10, 2007, 03:10:48 PM »
colchester knew a blonde lady who was rude
one day they went swimming in the lake
a man in a punt
stuck his pole in the water
and said don't swim here till you give me a book

a book called ghosts at the table
colchester would read it if able
but although a blonde saint???
educated he aint
so he'll donate his copy to the poet most unstable
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« Reply #31 on: October 10, 2007, 04:04:25 PM »
    There was a blonde book reader named Lou
    who said as colchester withdrew--
    "Now rudders  is quicker,
    And thicker, and slicker,
    And two inches longer than you
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« Reply #32 on: October 11, 2007, 01:01:53 PM »
Keep em coming, closing date is Tonight at MIDNIGHT.
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« Reply #33 on: October 11, 2007, 03:03:41 PM »
There was once a book by Des Wilson
The Colchester boy in his wisdom
Tried to give some away
To a Blonde named Tikay
And now he plays poker like a Goodun
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« Reply #34 on: October 11, 2007, 03:50:19 PM »
Quote from: Shogun112 on October 11, 2007, 03:03:41 PM
There was once a book by Des Wilson
The Colchester boy in his wisdom
Tried to give some away
To a Blonde named Tikay
And now he plays poker like a Goodun

disqualified, i have never been good at poker !
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« Reply #35 on: October 11, 2007, 03:57:23 PM »
LOL...  You misread it...
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« Reply #36 on: October 11, 2007, 03:59:01 PM »
Quote from: Shogun112 on October 11, 2007, 03:57:23 PM
LOL...  You misread it...

stil disqualified, tikay is WORSE than me ..... !
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« Reply #37 on: October 11, 2007, 05:19:41 PM »
Quote from: bolt pp on October 09, 2007, 10:31:41 AM
colchester kev, had a book to purvey
yet in fact there were three in this blonde giveaway
but when flushie enquired
the offer expired
as kev said " i'm simply not..................................in possesion of those books anymore".

lmao..class.
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« Reply #38 on: October 11, 2007, 05:44:18 PM »
Quote from: boldie on October 11, 2007, 05:19:41 PM
Quote from: bolt pp on October 09, 2007, 10:31:41 AM
colchester kev, had a book to purvey
yet in fact there were three in this blonde giveaway
but when flushie enquired
the offer expired
as kev said " i'm simply not..................................in possesion of those books anymore".

lmao..class.

I must admit, its up there at the top of the short list....  Only thing is if Bolty wins i will have to post it ... And I was rather hoping that the winer would be at the bash, cos im too tight to pay postage Wink
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« Reply #39 on: October 11, 2007, 05:48:58 PM »
Sitting alone in Colchester
He was on the bookshelf, left to Fester
Now having moved South
With a blonde in Portsmouth
He has lots of sailors to pester.
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« Reply #40 on: October 11, 2007, 05:53:52 PM »
Colchester Kev and a dyslexic whore named Yvette
Thought they'd sell some books on the net.
But gash, ckus and ckuf
Made her role sound so rough
That Blonde qurees are all she can get
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« Reply #41 on: October 11, 2007, 05:54:31 PM »
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Sitting alone in Colchester
He was simply left to Fester
Now having moved South
To Naval town Portsmouth
He has lots of sailors to pester.

Blonde, Book, Colchester.

1/3 aint bad i spose Wink
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« Reply #42 on: October 11, 2007, 05:57:37 PM »
bugger forgot that


I've edited!
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« Reply #43 on: October 11, 2007, 06:04:33 PM »
Colchester Kev inspected his willie,
He said "This thing's so short it's just silly.
It's blonde and becoming so small
Very soon I won't find it at all
And the book says I won't be Kev, I'll be Kelly".
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« Reply #44 on: October 11, 2007, 06:05:15 PM »
                            
                          There was a young man named Kevin, who claims, he flew down from heaven,

                   He landed in Colchester, of all places, you should have seen the look on the kebab workers faces.

                ''Bonus'' they cried, sacred books, blondes and money, young Kevin said ''Oi Mustaq, that aint funny''

                 So he gave up kebabs and tried poker, but they had the last laugh, cos there he's more of a joker...
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