Done Over???

[boldie]

Dont be silly A posting to Germany these days is fun fun fun.

Seriously, he's in the middle of a field in Poland.  He sent me a text earlier.

Don't be daft..he is the army..you can't just march an entire army from Germany into Poland...he must still be in Germany.

I'm pretty sure he said he was being posted to Poland for a few weeks...

whoosh anyone?

[K9sixtwo]

Perhaps when jjandellis returns to the casino he should as suggested observe from afar and also , more importantly , try to blend into the game a bit more ...

May i suggest a pair of black leather leiderhosen.. a shirt with some intricate embroidery on ( of deers and wild boar).. a pair of black boots with thick wool socks, white with a good green piping. A green felt hat , a-la-robin hood but minus the feather , a large handlebar moustache and finally a stonking great Meerschaum pipe..

Cover up your linguistic inadequacies whenever anyone starts talking to you by raising your leg slapping it heartily and dancing on the spot..

The occasional shout of "Achtung spitfire" and "Torpedo's LOS" should keep everyone on their toes as well
If i can provide any more help let me know
 

[kinboshi]

Dont be silly A posting to Germany these days is fun fun fun.

Seriously, he's in the middle of a field in Poland.  He sent me a text earlier.

Don't be daft..he is the army..you can't just march an entire army from Germany into Poland...he must still be in Germany.

I'm pretty sure he said he was being posted to Poland for a few weeks...

whoosh anyone?

Your German humour iz lozt on uz island monkeys. I see you have vays ov making uz laf!

[boldie]

Dont be silly A posting to Germany these days is fun fun fun.

Seriously, he's in the middle of a field in Poland.  He sent me a text earlier.

Don't be daft..he is the army..you can't just march an entire army from Germany into Poland...he must still be in Germany.

I'm pretty sure he said he was being posted to Poland for a few weeks...

whoosh anyone?

Your German humour iz lozt on uz island monkeys. I see you have vays ov making uz laf!

A Yez..Perhapz I zould av maid a yoke about ze toilet? Dat U laik, no?

[kinboshi]

Dont be silly A posting to Germany these days is fun fun fun.

Seriously, he's in the middle of a field in Poland.  He sent me a text earlier.

Don't be daft..he is the army..you can't just march an entire army from Germany into Poland...he must still be in Germany.

I'm pretty sure he said he was being posted to Poland for a few weeks...

whoosh anyone?

Your German humour iz lozt on uz island monkeys. I see you have vays ov making uz laf!

A Yez..Perhapz I zould av maid a yoke about ze toilet? Dat U laik, no?

Ov coorz!  Ze toilet jokes meik uz laf lotz.  Our humour iz far less sophistikated zan ze humour of you Germanz and your lederhosen.

[boldie]

Dont be silly A posting to Germany these days is fun fun fun.

Seriously, he's in the middle of a field in Poland.  He sent me a text earlier.

Don't be daft..he is the army..you can't just march an entire army from Germany into Poland...he must still be in Germany.

I'm pretty sure he said he was being posted to Poland for a few weeks...

whoosh anyone?

Your German humour iz lozt on uz island monkeys. I see you have vays ov making uz laf!

A Yez..Perhapz I zould av maid a yoke about ze toilet? Dat U laik, no?

Ov coorz!  Ze toilet jokes meik uz laf lotz.  Our humour iz far less sophistikated zan ze humour of you Germanz and your lederhosen.

Ah..You av nut Laffed untiell you have hurt Rudi Carell tell a tale. He ist laik your Jim Davidson, nein?

[kinboshi]

Dont be silly A posting to Germany these days is fun fun fun.

Seriously, he's in the middle of a field in Poland.  He sent me a text earlier.

Don't be daft..he is the army..you can't just march an entire army from Germany into Poland...he must still be in Germany.

I'm pretty sure he said he was being posted to Poland for a few weeks...

whoosh anyone?

Your German humour iz lozt on uz island monkeys. I see you have vays ov making uz laf!

A Yez..Perhapz I zould av maid a yoke about ze toilet? Dat U laik, no?

Ov coorz!  Ze toilet jokes meik uz laf lotz.  Our humour iz far less sophistikated zan ze humour of you Germanz and your lederhosen.

Ah..You av nut Laffed untiell you have hurt Rudi Carell tell a tale. He ist laik your Jim Davidson, nein?

I have nut laffed at Herr Davidson eeza zo.  I prefa za comedi vooteen ov zi Wilhelm Bailey.