I think they should vote them all off except for Kelly Brook and just have an hour of her moving about on her own every Saturday evening.
Totally agree. There's no harm in doing this and I think viewing figures would be through the roof.
...or have her dancing with Alesha.
With baby oil
Go on, admit it, that's what you were thinking

That would be silly - they wouldn't be able to dance at all. They'd probably fall over on top of each other and struggle to be able to stand up again, instead frantically writhing and sliding all over each other trying to regain their footing.
That wouldn't do at all.
Errr I suppose not, maybe, not sure.
Back in a while, no calls please.