Globalisation

Finally, a definition of globalisation
I can understand and to which
I can relate
Question : What is the truest definition of Globalisation?
Answer : Princess
Diana's death.
Question : How come?
Answer :
An English princess with
an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French
tunnel, driving a
German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian
who was drunk
on Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you change the spelling),
followed closely by
Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by
a Canadian,
using Bill Gates's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese
chips, and a
Korean monitor,
assembled by
Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian
lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Maltese wharfies,
and trucked to you by Kiwi freeloaders
That, my friends, is Globalisation!