I popped to our local Post Office this morning and whilst in the queue, the old boy that runs the shop there was directing another old boy to something "behind the toys on that stand".
"No, can't see them" replied the customer
"Further down, near the cat food"
"No, still can't see them"
So the old boy shop keeper hobbled down on his dodgy legs, got there eventually limping down and started rummaging around the shelves
"The only thing we have is these tee lights" he said to which the customer replied
"No Fork Handles, handles for forks"
I kid you not, I was pissing myself in the queue. The shop keeper had no idea and the other old guy just walked out.
Apparently it was on the radio this morning as some sort of comedy thing on 5Live.
True comedy moment, still tickling me now
Anyway, I bring you
Fork Handles
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