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« on: November 08, 2007, 02:55:56 PM »

Is DTD to blame? Wink

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22723210-23109,00.html

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Stripper visits school in booking mix-up

November 08, 2007 10:44am


A STRIPPER performed for a classroom full of British teenagers, spanked a birthday boy and asked him to rub cream all over her after a booking error by the teen's mother.

It is believed the mother thought she had booked a gorillagram to rush into her 16-year-old son’s classroom for a birthday surprise - but a stripper turned up instead.

The Daily Mail said the teenager's mother had told the teacher beforehand that a “birthday surprise” would walk in during the class and requested that it be filmed.

Instead of a gorilla, an adult performer showed up at Arnold High School in Nottingham dressed as a policewoman and spanked the boy 16 times in front of his classmates, the newspaper said.

She stripped to her underwear while dancing to a Britney Spears song and asked the teenager to rub cream all over her body before the “stunned” teacher called an end to the act.

One student told the newspaper that the performance occurred in the middle of a drama class.

“The teacher suddenly announced: ‘Something is about to happen’,” the student said.

“Then a woman in a very short skirt walked in dressed as a copper. She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn’t been doing his homework.”

The performer put on some music and had the teenager put a collar on her.

“No one could believe it,” the student said.

“Next she ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him 16 times -one for each year - on the bottom with her whip.”

The newspaper quoted the student as saying that it was wehen the stripper pulled some cream out of her bag that the teacher took action.

“To be fair to the teacher, you could tell she was just stunned, and when the cream came out she told the stripper: ‘That’s it. That’s enough’.”

The student said the birthday boy ran out of the classroom while the stripper packed her bag.
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« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2007, 03:09:52 PM »

“Next she ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him 16 times -one for each year - on the bottom with her whip.”

Gives a whole new meaning to 'giving someone the birthday bumps'.
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« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2007, 03:11:38 PM »

I thought corporal punishment had been banned in schools?
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« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2007, 03:20:44 PM »

lol great story.

I like the way it was only too much once she'd spanked him and walked him round the room on all fours Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2007, 03:23:14 PM »

lol - brilliant Grin
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« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2007, 04:54:25 PM »

Standard.
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« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2007, 03:23:55 AM »

Moral standards seem spot on from when I was up in Notts. That's where I had stripped on my birthday. I shall end the story there.
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« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2007, 01:23:40 PM »

I was concerned when I read the title of this thread, but when I read the story I failed to see why it made the news.

Nothing unusual around here....
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« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2007, 05:39:04 PM »

I thought corporal punishment had been banned in schools?


You don't get Corporals in the Police Force 
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