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« on: November 15, 2007, 04:16:44 PM »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2007, 04:17:47 PM »

LMFAO

Did this Raleigh happen, what did his SPOKESman say ??
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2007, 04:18:41 PM »

Difficult to get a handle on the motivation for this, clearly
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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2007, 04:19:19 PM »

lmao.  They called the police on him for getting off on an inanimate object in his room?!?  Shocked  Better keep me curtains drawn!
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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2007, 04:19:32 PM »

The doctor shouldn't have ignored his claims he was having sexual problems with his chopper
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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2007, 04:21:39 PM »

i heard the reporter asked for a detailed report, and asked the spokesman what gear the offender was in ...
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2007, 04:23:09 PM »

i heard the reporter asked for a detailed report, and asked the spokesman what gear the offender was in ...

He later back peddled ..
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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2007, 04:24:38 PM »

I was mislead by this heading, after all most men have..
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« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2007, 04:25:34 PM »

Saddled with his embarrassment, the man was kept behind bars until the wheels of the legal process turned. On being asked by a reporter how he felt he replied "Them's the brakes" 
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« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2007, 04:28:31 PM »

It's a funny story, but I don't understand why he was given 3 years probation and put on the sex offenders list. he was alone, in private, not in public. What did he do wrong?
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« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2007, 04:36:08 PM »

It's a funny story, but I don't understand why he was given 3 years probation and put on the sex offenders list. he was alone, in private, not in public. What did he do wrong?

Good question - it's a precedent - if you think you are in a private place and someone walks in you're comitting an offense?
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« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2007, 04:37:39 PM »

It's a funny story, but I don't understand why he was given 3 years probation and put on the sex offenders list. he was alone, in private, not in public. What did he do wrong?

absolutely nothing in my view.
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« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2007, 04:43:03 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CTPLUcQAjk
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« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2007, 04:49:03 PM »

It got worse for the unfortunate man as he was later admitted to hospital after apparently using WD-40 as a substitute for KY jelly.

The doctors prescribed him a course of stabilisers.

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« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2007, 04:53:44 PM »


The doctors prescribed him a course of stabilisers.



 

He was clearly a cycle-path (or a pedal-phile), after all this kind of activity can derailleur.
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