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« on: November 23, 2007, 12:37:39 PM »

BBC Radio 5 Live News 12.30pm today


"Everyone including x Britons have been evacuated from a passenger ship in Antartica which is sinking

It is thought to have hit ice"
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« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2007, 12:42:04 PM »

BBC Radio 5 Live News 12.30pm today


"Everyone including x Britons have been evacuated from a passenger ship in Antartica which is sinking

It is thought to have hit ice"

Why is that a no shit moment?..It could have been a bomb blast..doors could not have closed properly, been attacked by a Russian sub..or it could have been a fine piece of English craftsmanship and broken down after being run into by a baby-seal? I thought there wasn't any ice any more in Antartica because everyone is driving around in 4x4's so you could even argue that it is the LEAST likely explanation as to why the ship is sinking.

You really are a cynical man Tighty.

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« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2007, 01:04:59 PM »

BBC Radio 5 Live News 12.30pm today


"Everyone including x Britons have been evacuated from a passenger ship in Antartica which is sinking

It is thought to have hit ice"

Are the Britons cross, or are there ten of them?
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« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2007, 01:16:06 PM »

BBC Radio 5 Live News 12.30pm today


"Everyone including x Britons have been evacuated from a passenger ship in Antartica which is sinking

It is thought to have hit ice"

Are the Britons cross, or are there ten of them?

They're all SAS members preparing to invade Argentina, so they have to be anonymous.
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« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2007, 01:17:44 PM »

BBC Radio 5 Live News 12.30pm today


"Everyone including x Britons have been evacuated from a passenger ship in Antartica which is sinking

It is thought to have hit ice"

Are the Britons cross, or are there ten of them?

I think it means they used to be Britons
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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2007, 01:25:16 PM »

x= an indeterminate number, because I didn't remember how many they qouted.

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« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2007, 01:31:31 PM »

"The firm said 23 Britons, 17 Dutch, 10 Australians, 13 Americans and 10 Canadians were among the passengers."

Always amuses me the way the press report the people in these sort of things - it's like sod everyone else
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« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2007, 01:32:45 PM »

x= an indeterminate number, because I didn't remember how many they qouted.



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« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2007, 01:36:21 PM »

x= an indeterminate number, because I didn't remember how many they qouted.



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« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2007, 01:41:24 PM »

"The firm said 23 Britons, 17 Dutch, 10 Australians, 13 Americans and 10 Canadians were among the passengers."

Always amuses me the way the press report the people in these sort of things - it's like sod everyone else


Smith & Jones did a very funny sketch about exactly that.  So very true.
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« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2007, 04:39:08 PM »

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"According to a report on Lloyds List's website, the ship was found to have five "deficiencies" at an inspection in May at Greenock, Scotland, by the UK's Maritime and Coastguard Agency (MCA). Watertight doors were described as "not as required", while lifeboat maintenance problems and missing search and rescue plans were also noted."

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« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2007, 05:49:49 PM »

BBC website quote

"According to a report on Lloyds List's website, the ship was found to have five "deficiencies" at an inspection in May at Greenock, Scotland, by the UK's Maritime and Coastguard Agency (MCA). Watertight doors were described as "not as required", while lifeboat maintenance problems and missing search and rescue plans were also noted."

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That's like saying a plane's wings are falling off.
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« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2007, 06:55:52 PM »

ah good ol UK engineering is the cause of it then Wink
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« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2007, 06:58:51 PM »

ah good ol UK engineering is the cause of it then Wink

either that or overpriced German stuff.
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« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2007, 07:10:36 PM »

ah good ol UK engineering is the cause of it then Wink

either that or overpriced German stuff.


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