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Xmas decorationd and blow up santas outside my house at Xmas
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RichEO
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Re: Xmas tree
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November 24, 2007, 09:23:48 PM »
Duke, you should have a contest with your neighbours to see who can decorate their house the most/best.
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Bainn
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November 24, 2007, 09:30:57 PM »
Quote from: RichEO on November 24, 2007, 09:23:48 PM
Duke, you should have a contest with your neighbours to see who can decorate their house the most/best.
Don't suggest that !
In a drunken stupor the Duke is likely to track down a LIVE Reindeer and perch it on his roof.
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boldie
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Don't make me mad
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November 26, 2007, 02:55:57 PM »
Quote from: Bainn on November 24, 2007, 09:30:57 PM
Quote from: RichEO on November 24, 2007, 09:23:48 PM
Duke, you should have a contest with your neighbours to see who can decorate their house the most/best.
Don't suggest that !
In a drunken stupor the Duke is likely to track down a LIVE Reindeer and perch it on his roof.
Atleast it would give Kinboshi something to do after he gets kncoked out first at the game
..a little exotic christmas treat for Welshie!
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November 26, 2007, 03:52:50 PM »
Just a thought about the reindeer.....
The story about Rudolph is about a young reindeer who, because of a physical deformity, is treated as an outcast by the other reindeer. Then along comes good, old Santa. Does he ignore the deformity? Does he look past Rudolph's nose and respect Rudolph for the sensitive reindeer he is underneath? No. Santa asks Rudolph to guide his sleigh, as if Rudolph were nothing more than some kind of headlight with legs and a tail.
Therefore no outside decorations, no inflatable do da's, I might just run to an artificial tree in the spare room so the dog has something to cock his leg at.........
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kinboshi
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Reply #19 on:
December 13, 2007, 11:58:49 PM »
My parents' neighbour's house:
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December 14, 2007, 12:04:28 AM »
LOL
http://www.houseblinger.com/bling-rock.php
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Colchester Kev
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December 14, 2007, 12:16:06 AM »
LMFAO BRILLIANT ...
Same again from a different angle
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7247304136151735536
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December 14, 2007, 12:20:17 AM »
last years version, and even more lights!
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thetank
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December 14, 2007, 01:05:02 AM »
Quote from: The_duke on November 26, 2007, 03:52:50 PM
Just a thought about the reindeer.....
The story about Rudolph is about a young reindeer who, because of a physical deformity, is treated as an outcast by the other reindeer. Then along comes good, old Santa. Does he ignore the deformity? Does he look past Rudolph's nose and respect Rudolph for the sensitive reindeer he is underneath? No. Santa asks Rudolph to guide his sleigh, as if Rudolph were nothing more than some kind of headlight with legs and a tail.
But look at the empirical (albeit anecdotal) evidence....
Then all the reindeer's loved him
If Santa had been all well meaning PC about it, they'd still be laughing and calling him names today.
What worries me about the whole thing is that Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen are all a bunch of assholes and or kebabs.
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December 14, 2007, 01:22:29 AM »
Quote from: thetank on December 14, 2007, 01:05:02 AM
Quote from: The_duke on November 26, 2007, 03:52:50 PM
Just a thought about the reindeer.....
The story about Rudolph is about a young reindeer who, because of a physical deformity, is treated as an outcast by the other reindeer. Then along comes good, old Santa. Does he ignore the deformity? Does he look past Rudolph's nose and respect Rudolph for the sensitive reindeer he is underneath? No. Santa asks Rudolph to guide his sleigh, as if Rudolph were nothing more than some kind of headlight with legs and a tail.
But look at the empirical (albeit anecdotal) evidence....
Then all the reindeer's loved him
If Santa had been all well meaning PC about it, they'd still be laughing and calling him names today.
What worries me about the whole thing is that Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen are all a bunch of assholes and or kebabs.
Before Santa put him at the front the other reindeer's happy slapped him and put the video on youtube.
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thetank
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December 14, 2007, 01:31:45 AM »
I know what happened next.
They all started picking on Cupid instead, his name rhymes with Stupid.
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bolt pp
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December 14, 2007, 01:33:48 AM »
reindeer scum!
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