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« on: December 07, 2007, 01:02:50 PM » |
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All Rise
I return to court on Monday for the flasher come train masturbator and was wondering if he will do as the court says.
Must admit feeling rather nervous for the moment when they say Maureen McDonnell to the stand, hell knows why I have done nothing wrong but I did feel guilty as hell on the last hearing. Anyway all puns accepted..
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« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2007, 01:04:27 PM » |
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Members of the Jury LOLOLOLOL
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« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2007, 01:06:11 PM » |
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I once knew a chinese fella up for the same thing his name was Wan Kin the chinese waiter.
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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2007, 01:09:05 PM » |
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Members of the Jury LOLOLOLOL
LOLOLOLOLOL |
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« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2007, 01:09:37 PM » |
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Funny we had a physics teacher called Mr. Kerr........his first name was Juan as well
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The most insidious of rules are those that aren't rules at all.
They are the limitations that we invent for ourselves
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« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2007, 01:10:18 PM » |
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But seriously i know how your feeling as my 1st wife had me in court on a trumped up assault charge and even though i had done absolutely nothing it still isnt nice,and i was found guilty although 2 female magistrates didnt help me and when she said she couldnt face me and had to give her evidence from behind a screen i think it swayed it in her favour.BUT i wasnt having an assault charge against a womaen on my record and appealed and won .. so good luck hun and remember head up high and speak clearly.
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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2007, 01:10:40 PM » |
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Hope it goes well on Monday Maureen - I wouldn't be looking forward to it.
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2007, 01:12:10 PM » |
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I'm just going to stare him straight in his eyes
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« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2007, 01:21:01 PM » |
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Will the defendant please rise!  |
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
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« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2007, 01:21:24 PM » |
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magistrates or crown??
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« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2007, 01:24:11 PM » |
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Just YOUTH magistrates, but thought a good pun thread was due as we have not had one 2day.
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« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2007, 01:25:35 PM » |
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Just YOUTH magistrates, but thought a good pun thread was due as we have not had one 2day.
bollox to this pun thread! |
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
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« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2007, 01:27:35 PM » |
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I doubt if he will receive a stiff sentence
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« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2007, 01:29:33 PM » |
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if you have to demonstrate with yr hand what he was doing you could give the magistrtae a wanker sign and get away with it how cool would that be?
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« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2007, 01:46:57 PM » |
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I was going to toss some innuendos into this thread, but I didn't know what would come of it.
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