my rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs are not working properly arrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggg.
Immodium should sort that problem out Barry

It should be another exciting year for the gukpt, looking forward to it.
I know Flushy is champing at the bit to defend his worst dressed title this year...
shouldn't that award have gone to you seeing as that it's you that dresses him in the morning?
morning...what the hell's that?
Sorry I can't take any credit. The only sartorial advice I've ever offered flushy was "stop buying gay shoes." Considering my other piece of advice to him was "you should join the gym and get in shape", you can guess how seriously he always takes these nuggets of wisdom.
Flushy and JC discuss their plans for the day...

Given the choice I'd be the legendary Eric Morecombe but that would make Flushy Ernie Wise, the straight guy...
Surely not....?
