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Question: Please select the best two captions from 2007
Two hours into a classic Tikay anecdote and Lawrence's soul finally leaves his body.
"Sorry Ross, I haven't seen your false teeth. Why don't you ask that old blonde fella over there if he has a spare set?"
Simon's long-held fantasy of a threesome with twins was finally on the cards, but this was not quite how he'd imagined it.
"Do you know why women come quickest with these two fingers?... It's cos they're mine, baby!"
"Oh come on Rhow, at least consider the idea!"
"We were playing for six hours and this was the only chip Tightend put in the pot"
Away from home for a few days, the deprived Welshman decided to go for anything in white.
First a pineapple now a f**king orchid growing out of your head.
4 minutes later Annie Duke was given an ASBO.
All I need to find now is a pair of Queens.
"What the hell is Barny doing with them bananas?!?!"
"At the recent Magnum lookalike contest, Humberto shows how close he was to beating Red-Dog."
"Look I know you've made an effort and lost weight, but you're just too damn ugly to be my biatch."
After the annual hendon mob bash, Joe conceded that covering the pole dancing budget out of ram's golf gambling winnings was an error.
After getting his sheep picture stuck to his head bloke regrets having lent it to kingpoker 10 minutes earlier.
The new vibrating chairs went down a storm
"Not now Smithers, I'm playing cards!"
And when he said he was all in, well I nearly fainted

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« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2007, 04:23:33 PM »


Nominee #16

Claw75


The new vibrating chairs went down a storm

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« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2007, 04:24:38 PM »


Nominee #17

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"Not now Smithers, I'm playing cards!"

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« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2007, 04:25:24 PM »


Nominee #18

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And when he said he was all in, well I nearly fainted

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« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2007, 09:53:15 PM »



"Not now Smithers, I'm playing cards!"



still in fits of giggles over this one - best caption ever!
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2007, 09:07:34 AM »

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Junglecat


After the annual hendon mob bash, Joe conceded that covering the pole dancing budget out of ram's golf gambling winnings was an error.




"look at me, not the guys kissing in the background"
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banjos!


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« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2007, 04:05:55 PM »


"look at me, not the guys kissing in the background"

Oh my god, where were you the first time round? Benjo must have posted this photo a hundred times and until now I  never understood his real motives.
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« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2008, 03:16:37 PM »

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The very last hand of the night goes to Dewi James, who finds ACES and talks Raymond O’Mahoney into calling his all-in preflop bet of 15k.  “If I had AQ, I’d call!” says Dewi.  Raymond calls holding pocket 66’s.


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« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2008, 06:04:39 PM »

I guess we have a winner.

1st = AndrewT
2nd = the_duke
3rd = snoopy1239

 
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