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Please select the best two captions from 2007
Two hours into a classic Tikay anecdote and Lawrence's soul finally leaves his body. |
"Sorry Ross, I haven't seen your false teeth. Why don't you ask that old blonde fella over there if he has a spare set?" |
Simon's long-held fantasy of a threesome with twins was finally on the cards, but this was not quite how he'd imagined it. |
"Do you know why women come quickest with these two fingers?... It's cos they're mine, baby!" |
"Oh come on Rhow, at least consider the idea!" |
"We were playing for six hours and this was the only chip Tightend put in the pot" |
Away from home for a few days, the deprived Welshman decided to go for anything in white. |
First a pineapple now a f**king orchid growing out of your head. |
4 minutes later Annie Duke was given an ASBO. |
All I need to find now is a pair of Queens. |
"What the hell is Barny doing with them bananas?!?!" |
"At the recent Magnum lookalike contest, Humberto shows how close he was to beating Red-Dog." |
"Look I know you've made an effort and lost weight, but you're just too damn ugly to be my biatch." |
After the annual hendon mob bash, Joe conceded that covering the pole dancing budget out of ram's golf gambling winnings was an error. |
After getting his sheep picture stuck to his head bloke regrets having lent it to kingpoker 10 minutes earlier. |
The new vibrating chairs went down a storm |
"Not now Smithers, I'm playing cards!" |
And when he said he was all in, well I nearly fainted |
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