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Question: Please select the best two captions from 2007
Two hours into a classic Tikay anecdote and Lawrence's soul finally leaves his body.
"Sorry Ross, I haven't seen your false teeth. Why don't you ask that old blonde fella over there if he has a spare set?"
Simon's long-held fantasy of a threesome with twins was finally on the cards, but this was not quite how he'd imagined it.
"Do you know why women come quickest with these two fingers?... It's cos they're mine, baby!"
"Oh come on Rhow, at least consider the idea!"
"We were playing for six hours and this was the only chip Tightend put in the pot"
Away from home for a few days, the deprived Welshman decided to go for anything in white.
First a pineapple now a f**king orchid growing out of your head.
4 minutes later Annie Duke was given an ASBO.
All I need to find now is a pair of Queens.
"What the hell is Barny doing with them bananas?!?!"
"At the recent Magnum lookalike contest, Humberto shows how close he was to beating Red-Dog."
"Look I know you've made an effort and lost weight, but you're just too damn ugly to be my biatch."
After the annual hendon mob bash, Joe conceded that covering the pole dancing budget out of ram's golf gambling winnings was an error.
After getting his sheep picture stuck to his head bloke regrets having lent it to kingpoker 10 minutes earlier.
The new vibrating chairs went down a storm
"Not now Smithers, I'm playing cards!"
And when he said he was all in, well I nearly fainted

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« on: December 30, 2007, 04:08:07 PM »


Nominee #1

AndrewT


Two hours into a classic Tikay anecdote and Lawrence's soul finally leaves his body.

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« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2007, 04:10:27 PM »


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kinboshi


"Sorry Ross, I haven't seen your false teeth. Why don't you ask that old blonde fella over there if he has a spare set?"

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« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2007, 04:11:42 PM »


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Simon's long-held fantasy of a threesome with twins was finally on the cards, but this was not quite how he'd imagined it.

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« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2007, 04:13:01 PM »


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"Do you know why women come quickest with these two fingers?... It's cos they're mine, baby!"

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« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2007, 04:13:41 PM »


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"Oh come on Rhow, at least consider the idea!"

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« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2007, 04:14:51 PM »


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AndrewT


"We were playing for six hours and this was the only chip Tightend put in the pot"

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« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2007, 04:16:05 PM »


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Away from home for a few days, the deprived Welshman decided to go for anything in white.

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« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2007, 04:17:08 PM »


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PonteCarlo


First a pineapple now a f**king orchid growing out of your head.

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« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2007, 04:18:07 PM »


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scottanater


4 minutes later Annie Duke was given an ASBO.

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« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2007, 04:18:50 PM »


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Paul Stokes


All I need to find now is a pair of Queens.

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« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2007, 04:19:52 PM »


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"What the hell is Barny doing with them bananas?!?!"

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« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2007, 04:20:29 PM »


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"At the recent Magnum lookalike contest, Humberto shows how close he was to beating Red-Dog."

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« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2007, 04:21:09 PM »


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"Look I know you've made an effort and lost weight, but you're just too damn ugly to be my biatch."

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« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2007, 04:21:51 PM »

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After the annual hendon mob bash, Joe conceded that covering the pole dancing budget out of ram's golf gambling winnings was an error.

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« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2007, 04:22:37 PM »


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After getting his sheep picture stuck to his head bloke regrets having lent it to kingpoker 10 minutes earlier.

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