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« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2008, 01:12:10 AM »

Thank you everyone for the advice, I can report that I shall be making an appointment with Tracey and will give a trip report.

I could do what I do best on skypoker's "the open"...........some crap analysis of dingdells hands

Erm - actually Ed - on this occasion the crap analysis is my job.  
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« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2008, 03:34:22 AM »

Is there enough in the blonde budget for a live update?
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« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2008, 03:51:01 AM »

Is there enough in the blonde budget for a live update?


 



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« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2008, 11:14:31 AM »

Live updates is a great idea!  As long as they're not running behind...

Maybe Flushy should do it, or even TightEnd?
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« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2008, 12:24:54 PM »

Thank you everyone for the advice, I can report that I shall be making an appointment with Tracey and will give a trip report.

I could do what I do best on skypoker's "the open"...........some crap analysis of dingdells hands

well after talking so much crap you might as well pass some 
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« Reply #20 on: January 02, 2008, 12:35:29 PM »

D I Y ..
items required:

1 shower hose preferably attached to power shower but not essential minus head
1 tub of vaseline
1 opened toilet

instructions by request
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« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2008, 12:45:55 PM »

D I Y ..
items required:

1 shower hose preferably attached to power shower but not essential minus head
1 tub of vaseline
1 closed toilet

instructions by request

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« Reply #22 on: January 02, 2008, 06:05:52 PM »

Update.............

Have just spoken to Tracey and am pleased to report that Gemma and I have made an appointment on Thursday 10th January at 1pm and 2pm.

I shall be making a full trip report including photos next week.

I have known Gemma for 3 days, is colonic irrigation unusual for a 3rd date?
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« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2008, 06:46:27 PM »

Update.............

Have just spoken to Tracey and am pleased to report that Gemma and I have made an appointment on Thursday 10th January at 1pm and 2pm.

I shall be making a full trip report including photos next week.

I have known Gemma for 3 days, is colonic irrigation unusual for a 3rd date?

Sheesh, conversation musta been slow...

You: "Crappy weather isn't it.."
Her: "yes"
You: "er..."
Her: "ummm.."

Awkward silence.....

You: "Hey! Ever had warm water pumped up yer arse?"
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« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2008, 07:03:16 PM »

Update.............

Have just spoken to Tracey and am pleased to report that Gemma and I have made an appointment on Thursday 10th January at 1pm and 2pm.

I shall be making a full trip report including photos next week.

I have known Gemma for 3 days, is colonic irrigation unusual for a 3rd date?

It might be a fantastic third date - colonic irrigation makes alcohol travel around the body quicker as the hydration of the body is usually improved. Ideally you shouldn't have any alcohol for a minimum of 24 hours after a treatment - so if you give her a glass of wine afterwards she'll be a very drunk date in no time.  thumbs up

On a more serious note I am governed by client confidentiality so I won't be commenting from now on - but I hope you have a great treatment - and I'm looking forward to seeing you next week.

Tracey
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« Reply #25 on: January 02, 2008, 07:06:28 PM »

Update.............

Have just spoken to Tracey and am pleased to report that Gemma and I have made an appointment on Thursday 10th January at 1pm and 2pm.

I shall be making a full trip report including photos next week.

I have known Gemma for 3 days, is colonic irrigation unusual for a 3rd date?

It might be a fantastic third date - colonic irrigation makes alcohol travel around the body quicker as the hydration of the body is usually improved. Ideally you shouldn't have any alcohol for a minimum of 24 hours after a treatment - so if you give her a glass of wine afterwards she'll be a very drunk date in no time.  thumbs up

On a more serious note I am governed by client confidentiality so I won't be commenting from now on - but I hope you have a great treatment - and I'm looking forward to seeing you next week.

Tracey

Takes on a whole new meaning...
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« Reply #26 on: January 02, 2008, 07:15:11 PM »

Update.............

Have just spoken to Tracey and am pleased to report that Gemma and I have made an appointment on Thursday 10th January at 1pm and 2pm.

I shall be making a full trip report including photos next week.

I have known Gemma for 3 days, is colonic irrigation unusual for a 3rd date?

Sheesh, conversation musta been slow...

You: "Crappy weather isn't it.."
Her: "yes"
You: "er..."
Her: "ummm.."

Awkward silence.....

You: "Hey! Ever had warm water pumped up yer arse?"


*bites tongue and refuses to speculate on what Ed actually asked that she misheard that ends up with getting warm water shoting up the jacksy* Shocked
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« Reply #27 on: January 02, 2008, 07:37:45 PM »

I shudder to think of what club you met her at?? i suppose as an ex cricket pro you'll  be used to LBW

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« Reply #28 on: January 02, 2008, 09:54:09 PM »

Update.............

Have just spoken to Tracey and am pleased to report that Gemma and I have made an appointment on Thursday 10th January at 1pm and 2pm.

I shall be making a full trip report including photos next week.

I have known Gemma for 3 days, is colonic irrigation unusual for a 3rd date?

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« Reply #29 on: January 02, 2008, 10:48:01 PM »

On a serious note...

What a great feeling it is after you have had a colonic, my only concern was i felt a little on edge for a few hours after.. ( a little coming out in its own time. ).. Oh sorry !!
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