My brother will join tonight.
He would like to be a centre mid. Take it that will be fine?
Cash Sanderbung says "I can't believe the club isn't paying accomodation for its non-Aberdeen based players"
Steve Bradley says "Apparently we don't own Scotland anymore, can you Jocks fill me in with what you've done with the place, so I can adapt?"
no.23 pls gaffer!
p.s. Oi Bongo, doesn't your brother know Steve Bradley is the next Roy Keane/Stan Bowles. If he wants to compete with me for a place, pls let him know I'm left-footed, so in the interests of team harmony and all that, he might want tone a right footer.
p.p.s. Any of my non-striking teammates fancy going down the dogs every other third Friday training session?