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« on: January 16, 2008, 11:03:00 AM » |
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Now it has come to my attention that a certain member of the Blonde crew has changed the footnote at the bottom of each of his posts to read I have been colonically Irrigated by Snatiramas. At least thats what it feels like!! now firstly I would like to make it clear to the High Priestess of the church of colonic cleanliness that absolutely no tubing or water was used as I gently massaged Celtics chips away from him with the   .........the gentle slosh of chips into the pot and the release of tension as the pressure eased of having to worry about how to use them now that they belonged to somebody else was obviously a cathartic experience........... For this reason from this day forth and with the permission of the High Priestess herself I shall be using the phrase Dingdell to describe the art of relieving a person of their chips with an imaginative hand..........aka fishing..........you know when you been DINGDELLED |
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The most insidious of rules are those that aren't rules at all.
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« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2008, 11:04:23 AM » |
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Now it has come to my attention that a certain member of the Blonde crew has changed the footnote at the bottom of each of his posts to read I have been colonically Irrigated by Snatiramas. At least thats what it feels like!! now firstly I would like to make it clear to the High Priestess of the church of colonic cleanliness that absolutely no tubing or water was used as I gently massaged Celtics chips away from him with the .........the gentle slosh of chips into the pot and the release of tension as the pressure eased of having to worry about how to use them now that they belonged to somebody else was obviously a cathartic experience........... For this reason from this day forth and with the permission of the High Priestess herself I shall be using the phrase Dingdell to describe the art of relieving a person of their chips with an imaginative hand..........aka fishing..........you know when you been DINGDELLED  |
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"Decerno, exsequor"
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Claw75
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« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2008, 01:00:35 PM » |
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could be interpreted differently though - you wouldn't want to be giving Dingdell a reputation!
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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Claw75
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« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2008, 01:41:27 PM » |
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could be interpreted differently though - you wouldn't want to be giving Dingdell a reputation!
  it's ok - I won't tell! |
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2008, 01:43:38 PM » |
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could be interpreted differently though - you wouldn't want to be giving Dingdell a reputation!
it's ok - I won't tell! I think I should be blushing..........but I'm not |
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The most insidious of rules are those that aren't rules at all.
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« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2008, 01:44:27 PM » |
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it's too late
off to re-read latest blog entry
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My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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Dingdell
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« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2008, 01:49:02 PM » |
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it's too late
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If that's how you have to get your kicks Rich......  |
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TightEnd
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« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2008, 01:49:43 PM » |
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it's too late
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If that's how you have to get your kicks Rich...... Part of a long list. |
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My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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Dingdell
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« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2008, 01:56:47 PM » |
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it's too late
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If that's how you have to get your kicks Rich...... Part of a long list. Ooooh - lets exchange lists - that would be fun....... |
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Claw75
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« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2008, 02:05:42 PM » |
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it's too late
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If that's how you have to get your kicks Rich...... Part of a long list. Ooooh - lets exchange lists - that would be fun....... do it on the forum please - not fair if we all miss out! |
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2008, 02:30:57 PM » |
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it's too late
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If that's how you have to get your kicks Rich...... Part of a long list. Ooooh - lets exchange lists - that would be fun....... do it on the forum please - not fair if we all miss out! I doubt there's anything on their lists which is stranger than 'sex with a monkey'. |
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Snatiramas
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« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2008, 02:33:35 PM » |
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it's too late
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If that's how you have to get your kicks Rich...... Part of a long list. Ooooh - lets exchange lists - that would be fun....... do it on the forum please - not fair if we all miss out! I doubt there's anything on their lists which is stranger than 'sex with a monkey'. Sometimes an imagination is a terrible thing |
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The most insidious of rules are those that aren't rules at all.
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« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2008, 04:10:03 PM » |
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it's too late
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If that's how you have to get your kicks Rich...... Part of a long list. Ooooh - lets exchange lists - that would be fun....... do it on the forum please - not fair if we all miss out! I doubt there's anything on their lists which is stranger than 'sex with a monkey'. I hope this isn't going to be like a 'santa doesn't exist' revelation, but he's not really a monkey. As for the 's' word - we've only been seeing each other for four months - what kind of a girl do you think I am?! |
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2008, 04:26:31 PM » |
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he's not really a monkey.
 everyone knows that a monkey is what you get when you cross man with a donkey - i look like a man (ish) and i'm saddam husseined like....... oops - family forum |
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