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« Reply #30 on: January 20, 2008, 07:04:32 PM »

if you were given the choice either sex every night for a month or play poker every night for a month which would you choose?

also anyone with non poker playing partners what would they choose??

Does the sex have to be with the same woman and are threesomes allowed?

Guaranteed threesome and id never play poker again!!

Jeeze - I wish all poker players were as easy to persuade as you..... Grin

well when i say id never play poker again afterwards i could always go back on my word lol is it poker or poke her??
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« Reply #31 on: January 21, 2008, 11:20:03 AM »

Now we could have the best of both worlds here:
Take 1 colander,2 bungee cords 1 laptop, place colander on head affix laptop to colander via bungees = oral sex and poker at same time wooohoooo

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« Reply #32 on: January 21, 2008, 11:22:21 AM »

Now we could have the best of both worlds here:
Take 1 colander,2 bungee cords 1 laptop, place colander on head affix laptop to colander via bungees = oral sex and poker at same time wooohoooo



lol - I'm sure there must be easier ways to reach the same conclusion.....!
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« Reply #33 on: January 21, 2008, 11:24:18 AM »

Now we could have the best of both worlds here:
Take 1 colander,2 bungee cords 1 laptop, place colander on head affix laptop to colander via bungees = oral sex and poker at same time wooohoooo



lol - I'm sure there must be easier ways to reach the same conclusion.....!

Yah play sky poker with telly remote
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« Reply #34 on: January 21, 2008, 11:25:45 AM »

Now we could have the best of both worlds here:
Take 1 colander,2 bungee cords 1 laptop, place colander on head affix laptop to colander via bungees = oral sex and poker at same time wooohoooo



lol - I'm sure there must be easier ways to reach the same conclusion.....!

Yah play Sky Poker with telly remote

the laptop doesn't have to be on your lap Wink
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« Reply #35 on: January 21, 2008, 11:37:58 AM »

Obviously the above would be easier to achieve with a slapper...
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« Reply #36 on: January 21, 2008, 12:52:20 PM »

Lets just say my answers vary on whether I was in prison or not...
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« Reply #37 on: January 22, 2008, 11:06:59 AM »

Lets just say my answers vary on whether I was in prison or not...

Can u have colanders in prison??
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