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[Chipleader]

The blanks in the story below are names / nicknames of British Football Teams
Numbers represent the number of letters required for the correct answer
ive done the first one to get it started

The sun shone (8 Brighton) the day we set sail for the (6 ______ ) in a ship with a (4 ____ ) riddled with holes. We sailed down the river which (5 _____ ) to the sea and waved to the fair maiden near a windmill leaning against the (8 ________ ).

The (5 _____ ) was made up of Scots, Irish and others of the (6 ______ ) race, the exception was the cabin boy named Roger whose job it was to (5 _____ ) the boilers. He was illiterate, but  won our (6 ______ ) with his (8 ________ ) efforts to improve his (7 _______ ). He was sent to (8 ________ ) by the other villains who had brought their (7 _______ ) of weapons on board. They were a rowdy lot and after a bout of drinking they did in fact (7 _______ ) furniture.

The voyage made my (10 __________ ). She had not had a holiday (6 ______ ) too long and the sea (3 ___ ) did her (7 _______ ) lot of good.

We landed one day on the (8 ________ ) of an island. Just a few yards from where the natives (4 ____ ) their dead. We  (7 _______ ) even though we could hear the sound of the howling (6 ______ ). We eventually met a group of (7 _______ ) dressed in (7 _______ ) green and  wearing cowboy hats and (5 _____ ).

After a days journey we caught some dirty fish in a (9 _________ ) and also tried to get some milk from a herd of cows but they did not like having their (12 ____________ ) At last we came to the home of the Hawaiian monarch, the (5,2,3,5 _____ / __ / ___ / _____ ). She greeted us with friendly (5 _____ ) but was clearly very upset as her (7,6 _______ / ______ ) had been destroyed when the (7 _______ ) fell down. While her (9 _________ ) was being built she had to live in a sumptuous (5 _____ ).

When we found treasure someone suggested we put the (5 _____ ) the ship in a cabin with a (6 ______ ) the door. We were going to put it all in the (7 _______ ) when we got home.

That night we had (6 ______ ) cake and (7 _______ ) buns, and for supper we had some pickle and some (6 ______ ) which had gone off and made us all ill.
 

[GlasgowBandit]

The sun shone (BRIGHTON) the day we set sail for the (ORIENT ) in a ship with a (HULL) riddled with holes. We sailed down the river which (LEEDS) to the sea and waved to the fair maiden near a windmill leaning against the (MILLWALL).

The (CREWE) was made up of Scots, Irish and others of the (CELTIC) race, the exception was the cabin boy named Roger whose job it was to (STOKE) the boilers. He was illiterate, but  won our (HEARTS) with his (STIRLING ) efforts to improve his (READING). He was sent to (COVENTRY) by the other villains who had brought their (ARSENAL) of weapons on board. They were a rowdy lot and after a bout of drinking they did in fact (WREXHAM ) furniture.

The voyage made my (MOTHERWELL). She had not had a holiday (FORFAR ) too long and the sea (AYR) did her (CHESTER ) lot of good.

We landed one day on the (SOUTHEND) of an island. Just a few yards from where the natives (BURY) their dead. We  (PRESTON) even though we could hear the sound of the howling (WOLVES). We eventually met a group of (RANGERS) dressed in (LINCOLN ) green and  wearing cowboy hats and (SPURS ).

After a days journey we caught some dirty fish in a (BLACKPOOL) and also tried to get some milk from a herd of cows but they did not like having their (HUDDERSFIELD ) At last we came to the home of the Hawaiian monarch, the (QUEEN OF THE SOUTH). She greeted us with friendly (ALLOA) but was clearly very upset as her (CRYSTAL PALACE) had been destroyed when the (WALSALL) fell down. While her (NEWCASTLE) was being built she had to live in a sumptuous (VILLA).

When we found treasure someone suggested we put the (LUTON) the ship in a cabin with a (BOLTON) the door. We were going to put it all in the (HALIFAX) when we got home.

That night we had (DUNDEE) cake and (CHELSEA ) buns, and for supper we had some pickle and some (OLDHAM ) which had gone off and made us all ill.



1 - Brighton
2 - Orient
3 - Hull
4 - Leeds
5 - Millwall
6 - Crewe
7 - CELTIC
8 - Stoke
9 - Hearts
10 - Stirling
11 - Reading
12 - Coventry
13 - Arsenal
14 - Wrexham
15 - Motherwell
16 - Forfar
17 - Ayr
18 - Chester
19 - Leyton
20 - Bury
21 - Wolves
22 - Rangers
23 -
24 - Blackpool
25 - Huddersfield
26 - Queen of the South
27 - Alloa
28 - Crystal Palace
29 - Walsall
30 - Newcastle
31 - Villa
32 - Luton
33 - Bolton
34 - Halifax
35 - Dundee
36 - Chelsea
37 - Oldham

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