Georgios Samaras from Man City - any good?

[TightEnd]

With the money in the British game at the top..the lower clubs and more importantly the agents have the upper hand and they know it

See nothing that will stop the inflation of fees further personally

[celtic]

Regardless of what samaras does, i'm more interested in koki mizuno. He looks better than naka imo.

[bobby1]

and while I am having a right moan and tho its about another Liverpool player I am deffo not ante red. I read at the weekend that Jermaine Pennant is to release his football autobiography, you have to laugh. Does this guy think he has achieved anything at all that warrants an autobiography?

Its a sad indictment of what English players feel is a success or what they can do to earn any extra cash.

I mean what are the chapters gonna be called.

1 How I pissed away my early career
2 How I played for Arsenal reserves
3 Prison was a bit of a blow
4 How tagging made me feel bad
5 Liverpool reserves
6 30K a week for doing nowt

[celtic]

and while I am having a right moan and tho its about another Liverpool player I am deffo not ante red. I read at the weekend that Jermaine Pennant is to release his football autobiography, you have to laugh. Does this guy think he has achieved anything at all that warrants an autobiography?

Its a sad indictment of what English players feel is a success or what they can do to earn any extra cash.

I mean what are the chapters gonna be called.

1 How I pissed away my early career
2 How I played for Arsenal reserves
3 Prison was a bit of a blow
4 How tagging made me feel bad
5 Liverpool reserves
6 30K a week for doing nowt

 

[BigTomatoes]

 the first chapter will probably be called

 '' my dad's a crackhead and my momma's a ho ''
 
 and that will be his excuse for fvcking up his career , self sorrow streak of pish that he is

[bobby1]

I actually forgot Chapter 2 1/2 Birmingham City, the glory years of my career.

[Indestructable]

I am waiting for Ashley Cole's follow up "I have no defence"

[fergus8]

frank rijkaard, carles puyol and lillian thuram talk after training about the up and coming euro fixture with celtic, and there worried............


frank: look guys, im getting a bit worried about this fixture, especially the celtic strike force of scott "helicopter sunday" macdonald and jan vinegar of casstlemilk, there just too damn good!!! so i want you pair to go home and watch the tape of the recent falkirk celtic game and think about how you can possibly stop them, be brave lads its scary stuff, they really are very good

lillian: ok boss, ive won the world cup and european championship but stopping these two will take all my expierience and skill

carles: im literally pooing myself at the prospect



.......as lilian and carles go and watch the rerun of the falkirk celtic game, a spy makes his way back to the tic cave from barcelonas training ground , dun dun dun duh!!!!!!!!!........


at the tic cave .....


tommy "ehhhhh celtic football club" burns reports back to gordon "tactical genius" strachan.


gordon: aha tommy, what news from the front line?

tommy: its good boss its vvvvvvvvery vvvvvvvvvvvvvery good.

gordon: well spit it out we dont have all day the transfer market closes in two days remember.

tommy: ah yes boss, well i over heard frank telling his defenders that hes extremely worried about helicopter and vinegar, and hes told them to watch recent games to try and get the better of the the lethal front two of ehhhhh celtic football club.

gordon: i see, well there obviously very worried, but just to be on the safe side i want to add a third striker, some one whos goalscoring and attacking will further frighten the hell outta them. any ideas tommy?

tommy: hmm let me see, torres, villa, ibrahimovic

gordon: nah, i need a world beater, do you have any contacts tommy who know a star striker, what about that scout in georgia?

tommy: ah you mean to see if georgia's sam harris..............

gordon: thats it tommy, ya dancer, geogias samoras, get sven on the blower.




next day in barcelona frank rijkaard walks into the dressing room at the training ground to see lilian thuram consoling carles puyol

frank: what wrong lads? did you watch the tapes?? cmon it aint that bad!!!!!

lillian: its not the tapes of celtic whirlwind victory over falkirk, although they were hellish to watch, its worse

frank: what?

carles: celtic have just splashed out to loan in georgios samoras for 6 months

frank: holy crap, were doomed!!

lilian: hes scored 1 and a half goals in 347 appearences, the boy is lethal

carles: cant we just forfeit, itll be a mauling

frank: yes i agree. ill phone uefa to tell them we ve sh@t ourselves

[bobby1]

frank rijkaard, carles puyol and lillian thuram talk after training about the up and coming euro fixture with celtic, and there worried............


frank: look guys, im getting a bit worried about this fixture, especially the celtic strike force of scott "helicopter sunday" macdonald and jan vinegar of casstlemilk, there just too damn good!!! so i want you pair to go home and watch the tape of the recent falkirk celtic game and think about how you can possibly stop them, be brave lads its scary stuff, they really are very good

lillian: ok boss, ive won the world cup and european championship but stopping these two will take all my expierience and skill

carles: im literally pooing myself at the prospect



.......as lilian and carles go and watch the rerun of the falkirk celtic game, a spy makes his way back to the tic cave from barcelonas training ground , dun dun dun duh!!!!!!!!!........


at the tic cave .....


tommy "ehhhhh celtic football club" burns reports back to gordon "tactical genius" strachan.


gordon: aha tommy, what news from the front line?

tommy: its good boss its vvvvvvvvery vvvvvvvvvvvvvery good.

gordon: well spit it out we dont have all day the transfer market closes in two days remember.

tommy: ah yes boss, well i over heard frank telling his defenders that hes extremely worried about helicopter and vinegar, and hes told them to watch recent games to try and get the better of the the lethal front two of ehhhhh celtic football club.

gordon: i see, well there obviously very worried, but just to be on the safe side i want to add a third striker, some one whos goalscoring and attacking will further frighten the hell outta them. any ideas tommy?

tommy: hmm let me see, torres, villa, ibrahimovic

gordon: nah, i need a world beater, do you have any contacts tommy who know a star striker, what about that scout in georgia?

tommy: ah you mean to see if georgia's sam harris..............

gordon: thats it tommy, ya dancer, geogias samoras, get sven on the blower.




next day in barcelona frank rijkaard walks into the dressing room at the training ground to see lilian thuram consoling carles puyol

frank: what wrong lads? did you watch the tapes?? cmon it aint that bad!!!!!

lillian: its not the tapes of celtic whirlwind victory over falkirk, although they were hellish to watch, its worse

frank: what?

carles: celtic have just splashed out to loan in georgios samoras for 6 months

frank: holy crap, were doomed!!

lilian: hes scored 1 and a half goals in 347 appearences, the boy is lethal

carles: cant we just forfeit, itll be a mauling

frank: yes i agree. ill phone uefa to tell them we ve sh@t ourselves

lol v good

[BigTomatoes]

frank rijkaard, carles puyol and lillian thuram talk after training about the up and coming euro fixture with celtic, and there worried............


frank: look guys, im getting a bit worried about this fixture, especially the celtic strike force of scott "helicopter sunday" macdonald and jan vinegar of casstlemilk, there just too damn good!!! so i want you pair to go home and watch the tape of the recent falkirk celtic game and think about how you can possibly stop them, be brave lads its scary stuff, they really are very good

lillian: ok boss, ive won the world cup and european championship but stopping these two will take all my expierience and skill

carles: im literally pooing myself at the prospect



.......as lilian and carles go and watch the rerun of the falkirk celtic game, a spy makes his way back to the tic cave from barcelonas training ground , dun dun dun duh!!!!!!!!!........


at the tic cave .....


tommy "ehhhhh celtic football club" burns reports back to gordon "tactical genius" strachan.


gordon: aha tommy, what news from the front line?

tommy: its good boss its vvvvvvvvery vvvvvvvvvvvvvery good.

gordon: well spit it out we dont have all day the transfer market closes in two days remember.

tommy: ah yes boss, well i over heard frank telling his defenders that hes extremely worried about helicopter and vinegar, and hes told them to watch recent games to try and get the better of the the lethal front two of ehhhhh celtic football club.

gordon: i see, well there obviously very worried, but just to be on the safe side i want to add a third striker, some one whos goalscoring and attacking will further frighten the hell outta them. any ideas tommy?

tommy: hmm let me see, torres, villa, ibrahimovic

gordon: nah, i need a world beater, do you have any contacts tommy who know a star striker, what about that scout in georgia?

tommy: ah you mean to see if georgia's sam harris..............

gordon: thats it tommy, ya dancer, geogias samoras, get sven on the blower.




next day in barcelona frank rijkaard walks into the dressing room at the training ground to see lilian thuram consoling carles puyol

frank: what wrong lads? did you watch the tapes?? cmon it aint that bad!!!!!

lillian: its not the tapes of celtic whirlwind victory over falkirk, although they were hellish to watch, its worse

frank: what?

carles: celtic have just splashed out to loan in georgios samoras for 6 months

frank: holy crap, were doomed!!

lilian: hes scored 1 and a half goals in 347 appearences, the boy is lethal

carles: cant we just forfeit, itll be a mauling

frank: yes i agree. ill phone uefa to tell them we ve sh@t ourselves

 meanwhile over at castle greyskull , walter dreams of playing big teams like Panathanaikos 

[Teacake]

LOL Fherghus' first post for weeks & its about Celtic 

[brad.strider]

LOL Fherghus' first post for weeks & its about Celtic 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLwy2QuVOUE

[bobby1]

Maybe another Chapter for the Pennant book could  be

 7. How Benitez has put together the worst squad for years at Liverpool but I still cant get a game.

8. Look thru our squad and ask how many would get into the teams of the big three and ask why the manager doesnt get the sack.