Contortiontastic

[brummieboy]

IMO all girls should be this flexible their just isn't any excuse:

[kinboshi]

Do you reckon she takes her cod-liver oil on a daily basis?

[Laxie]

Circus freak show...ewwwwww

[brummieboy]

I'd have thought the extra flexibility would help in other sports, however I think she's forgotten the rule about keeping one foot on the ground here.

[thetank]

So we are to henceforth go for African mail order brides instead of the traditional Asian ones.

We'll save a heap on postage.

[brummieboy]

Do you reckon she takes her cod-liver oil on a daily basis?

That brings back bad memories I remember when my mum used to force me to have a spoonful of cod liver oil in the mornings before school, blugh I can still taste it now....

[brummieboy]

Circus freak show...ewwwwww

I'm sure with a bit of practice you'll be able to do it as well Laxie, get in training now and you can show us how your getting on at the next BB bash....

[Laxie]

I'm already flexible enough, thank you.  Can still do the splits without blinking...although the ole muscles aren't too impressed the following day.   

[brummieboy]

I'm already flexible enough, thank you.  Can still do the splits without blinking...although the ole muscles aren't too impressed the following day.   

Falling in a heap when drunk doesn't count..

[brummieboy]

You have to admit this is impressive.

[Laxie]

I'm already flexible enough, thank you.  Can still do the splits without blinking...although the ole muscles aren't too impressed the following day.   

Falling in a heap when drunk doesn't count..

OK, game on.  Next Blonde Bash, after the football (or I'll be useless to me team) and before the drinking starts.

[brummieboy]

I'm already flexible enough, thank you.  Can still do the splits without blinking...although the ole muscles aren't too impressed the following day.   

Falling in a heap when drunk doesn't count..

OK, game on.  Next Blonde Bash, after the football (or I'll be useless to me team) and before the drinking starts.