Congratulations to Glasgow Bandit

[TightEnd]

On your transfer deadline nearing move closer home

Glasgow Gary Cahill Bandit[Aston Villa - Bolton] Undisclosed

Not quite your dream move to St Mirren or Falkirk but slightly closer to home.

I've warned the William Hill regional Manager for the North West, and also the manager of the Ladbrokes kiosk in the Reebok East Stand (just through the dressing room dooors, turn right, through the emergency exit and past the pie hut) of your impending arrival

Gary Megson said "I've followed Gary the Bandit's career for some time and he's always impressed me as a lad with a great future in the game. I am now off to secure the services of Keith Gillespie, Matthew Etherington and Anon from Portsmouth so we can get a good old betting syndicate going"

Hugh Braithwaite, Chairman of the  Bolton Independent Supporters travel Organisation (BISTO) said of Glasgow Gary

"Different gravy, different gravy"


He goes straight into the squad for the crunch 2.10 at Southwell post training on Friday.

[bobby1]

Congrats Bandit.

When he played for Villa he was ok, Now he has gone to Bolton he is still ok but if he ever signs for Celtic my word he will be a world beater.

[Longy]

Rumours that Paul Merson is going to come into an executive role at Bolton, to oversee Bandits extra curricular activities?

Confirm/ Deny?

[TightEnd]

Rumours that Paul Merson is going to come into an executive role at Bolton, to oversee Bandits extra curricular activities?

Confirm/ Deny?

Megson said "I don't respond to media rumours, when we have firm news I will announce it. I don't like unsettling the rotas on Soccer Saturday with such speculation"

Your correspondent understands from a source close to the dressing room though that a major stumbling block in negotiations with Cahill was the presence of a voucher system for meals at the training ground.

Cahill said

"I walked to training at Villa every day, having looked down the sides of my sofa for all the spare change I could find. I bought a voucher from Gladys on reception that entitled me to first sitting of lunch, chicken and pasta. I was shocked to find that instead I was on second sitting, with the apprentices, and John Carew had eaten my chicken. I was left with a Spicy Pot Noodle and Gladys had gone on holiday to Spain. Then the showers packed up. When I heard that Bolton operated the same voucher system I took a lot of convincing to move. My mind was swayed though by the promise of a lift to training"     

[seven2unsuited]

there was talks he was on his way to ibrox i hear