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tikay
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As a bit of a technophobe, would anyone care to explain to me what a "rampant rabbit" is, how it works, what it does, & where? How fast does it go? Acceleration? Power source? Portable? Wow factor? Customer Satisfaction levels?
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Soooooooo, who's going to explain it to him?
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Quote from: Laxie on January 31, 2008, 02:06:04 PM
Soooooooo, who's going to explain it to him?
Looking forward to this one
got to be 1 of the ladies so they can use the correct terminology as to what goes where.
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A hamster must have a full set of gnashers to be effective.
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Quote from: cia260895 on January 31, 2008, 02:09:58 PM
Quote from: Laxie on January 31, 2008, 02:06:04 PM
Soooooooo, who's going to explain it to him?
Looking forward to this one
got to be 1 of the ladies so they can use the correct terminology as to what goes where.
You mean you're a man, and the term 'clitoral stimulation' means absolutely nothing to you.
I think it's latin for something.
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Quote from: TightEnd on January 31, 2008, 02:11:04 PM
A hamster must have a full set of gnashers to be effective.
Better not let it stand next to a bus shelter in Manchester then.
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Quote from: kinboshi on January 31, 2008, 02:12:08 PM
Quote from: TightEnd on January 31, 2008, 02:11:04 PM
A hamster must have a full set of gnashers to be effective.
Better not let it stand next to a bus shelter in Manchester then.
OMG!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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I was always told by my EX it did everything that I could but only better, so in my opinion it was the best invention ever.
But it couldn't cut grass.
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best use of a rampant rabbit
" robber who held up a bookmakers with his girlfriend's vibrator was jailed today.
Nicki Jex concealed the Rampant Rabbit sex toy in a carrier bag and pretended it was a gun during the raid on the Ladbrokes shop in Leicester on December 27 last year.
A member of staff at the branch handed over more than £600 in cash when he pointed the bag at her, Leicester crown court was told.
Jex, 27, of Braunstone, pleaded guilty to the robbery, which was captured on a CCTV camera inside the shop.
Sentencing him to five years behind bars, the judge, Philip Head, said: "It's right to record that you did not have a firearm but you pretended you had and intended that those you confronted believed that you did, and it must have been truly terrifying for them at the time."
The surveillance camera recorded Jex striding into the shop brandishing the "firearm" minutes before staff were due to close for the day.
Tim Palmer, prosecuting, told the court: "The defendant pointed the item in the carrier bag at the cashier. She immediately assumed it to be a firearm. In fact, what was contained within the carrier bag was the defendant's girlfriend's vibrator."
The cashier retreated behind the counter and he turned the imitation weapon on the shop manager, demanding cash. She handed over £613 in till contents and other money, the court was told.
As Jex made his escape, the shop's only remaining customer, Wayne Vakani, followed him outside.
"The defendant pointed the vibrator in the bag at Mr Vakani and warned him to back off," said Mr Palmer. "Mr Vakani then kept a discreet distance but kept an eye on the defendant and watched where he went."
Jex visited a local pub "obviously flush with money" to buy friends a drink. Thanks to Mr Vakani, the defendant's hat worn in the robbery and containing his DNA was discovered nearby.
Jex also tried in vain to sell the distinctive camel-coloured coat he had been wearing during the raid.
When he was arrested he denied any involvement in the robbery, but he later owned up.
The court was told that Jex, a drug addict, had a string of previous convictions dating back to February 2002, including shoplifting, failing to surrender and possession of heroin.
In mitigation, Phil Gibbs, defending, said Jex, a qualified chef and engineer, had fought a battle against drug addiction and had a "fragile" state of mind.
The judge awarded £500 to Mr Vakani for his "very considerable courage".
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Quote from: kinboshi on January 31, 2008, 02:11:40 PM
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Quote from: Laxie on January 31, 2008, 02:06:04 PM
Soooooooo, who's going to explain it to him?
Looking forward to this one
got to be 1 of the ladies so they can use the correct terminology as to what goes where.
You mean you're a man, and the term 'clitoral stimulation' means absolutely nothing to you.
I think it's latin for something.
quite right have looked it up in the latin phrase book and it translate into "right thats it for me, time for the coffee and fag"
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Quote from: tikay on January 31, 2008, 02:02:03 PM
As a bit of a technophobe, would anyone care to explain to me what a "rampant rabbit" is
A rampant rabbit is a vibrator, a battery powered plastic device that aids female masturbation.
The rampant rabbit is a brand made famous when mentioned on TV's
Sex and the City.
Most women (unless they live in Perth) can pick one up in their local high street branch of Ann Summers.
It has two parts, one large tube that mimics a penis, and is inserted into the vagina, and two smaller "rabbit ears" that attach to the clitoris.
The tube turns round and round, the ears vibrate. The combination of the two can prompt most women to reach a relatively rapid orgasm.
Would anybody like to explain Tightend's joke about hamsters and the practise of felching?
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Thank you Thomas
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for tikay - technical spec.
PLATINUM RAMPANT RABBIT
The Rampant Rabbit Platinum is the ultimate Bunny.
* 7 unique pulse option
* 6 speed main shaft with metal balls for super stimulation
* 6 1/2" jelly main shaft means Platinum really is a girls best friend
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