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« on: February 08, 2008, 05:57:02 PM »

No doubt this has been done before, however just in case...

Name your fantasy 10 player home game, with one of the names being your own. Put down your reasons for the invite and seat yourself in a favourable position - with an explanation for why you are sitting there...

Oh, the game is a NLH SNG for the first part of the evening and that will be followed by a mixed Cash game..

Players can be dead or alive - but for the purpose of the game they're alive!

Ok, to set things off here's mine:

1.Phil Ivey - will loosen the game up and likes the odd prop bet...
2.Amarillo Slim - there to dream up prop bets for Ivey..
3.Phil Hellmuth - we just need someone to tilt him!
4.Doyle Brunson - great player, great stories to tell...
5.Larry Flynt - a little crazy and he's gonna tell some interesting tales.(in mid position so everyone can hear him)
6.Winston Churchill - to keep some of the guys in line and offer snippets of wisdom..
7.Me - its my house!(Winston didn't play hold em so I reckon I could raise him for a little while!)
8.Devilfish - Well someone needs to wind Phil up don't they and who better?(Lets seat him across from Phil)
9.Stu Ungar - was he really the greatest?
10.Elky - Is the internet generation better than the old school?

Dealer - Tighty?Huh? :-o

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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2008, 06:01:54 PM »

1. Daniel Negreanu - The best all-round player to not win the World Series.
2. Phil Ivey - Prop bet central!
3. Doyle Brunson - The man himself, anyone who doesn't want him in their fantasy SNG is loopy.
4. Stu Ungar - Do I have to explain why?
5. Vanessa Rousso - Eye candy!
6. Me - Obvious choice.
7. Danielle Allen - Can't not invite the best mate, after all.
8. Julian Thew - Want some English players at this table...
9. Jamie Gold - ...plus some fish...
10. Brandi Hawbaker - ...and some eye candy!
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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2008, 06:07:22 PM »

me
Chip Rich
10JQKA
Paul Jackson
Snatiramas

Just a 5 handed table ... no one else is worthy to join this elite group Wink
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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2008, 06:12:37 PM »

Sharplea I meant to ask, was it yourself that was sat at my table at APAT Europe in Luton. Got the 66 in against 66, only to see other guy hit his flush???

Damn right that was me Sad
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2008, 06:26:12 PM »

Dunno...could have been Jizzemm, but really don't know. The only person I know now from that table was Duke!
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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2008, 06:29:31 PM »

seat 1 Ironside
seat 2 Karen Baggoley
seat 3 Linda Lusardi
seat 4 Andrea Clarke
seat 5 Caprice
seat 6 Elvis
seat 7 Ghandi
seat 8 Julia Roberts
seat 9 Kelly Macdonald
seat 10 Gina McKee


does anyone really need a reason?
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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2008, 06:30:22 PM »

Yeah was painful! I was being stone cold quiet that day so didn't speak much. Who was the Scouse lad across the table chatting away all the time?? Was that Jizem - seem to recognise his pic on his posts???

jizz was sat on my right when you arrived at my table
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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2008, 06:32:31 PM »

seat 1 Ironside
seat 2 Karen Baggoley
seat 3 Linda Lusardi
seat 4 Andrea Clarke
seat 5 Caprice
seat 6 Elvis
seat 7 Ghandi
seat 8 Julia Roberts
seat 9 Kelly Macdonald
seat 10 Gina McKee


does anyone really need a reason?

No, but i bet they need an excuse Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2008, 06:39:42 PM »

nah elvis and i can duet and ghandi and myself can put the world to right while we eye the candy
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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2008, 06:51:12 PM »

jizz was sat on my right when you arrived at my table

How i lasted that i dont know..     Wink
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« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2008, 06:52:49 PM »

jizz was sat on my right when you arrived at my table

How i lasted that i dont know..     Wink

you was so lucky not to be out in 5 mins
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« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2008, 07:07:41 PM »

My perfect home game would be a multi table affair and full of blondes.  I'm not going to name my table 1 as I'm bound to miss someone I should include! (but Ironside would be a definite Smiley)
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« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2008, 07:08:57 PM »

9 total beginners with a million pound each
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« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2008, 08:28:12 PM »

1) Jamie Gold - LoL, to provide the entertainment, also pretty terrible, although not as bad as most think.
2) Beth Shak - Abs terrible.
3) Jennifer Tilly Kinboshi - wont be stealing my BB at all and will only be playing Aces & Kings.
4) Linux - Would like one of the worst players in the country for our blind on blind battles.
5) Me!!! - Bad player but better than this lot.
6) Nicolau - Will be snap calling with J9 on a 66684 board like in the 2007 WSOP Main Event vs A6, clearly need pos. on him.
7) Bob Stupak, easiest BB ever?.
8 Marc Hodge (Sledge13) - One of the tightest players in the country, and with a Fosters Twist inside him will be total comedy, & easiest cut off steal ever.
9) Jennifer Tilly - Wuld want her across the table from me on 2nd thoughts for obv reasons & very easy Hi-Jack steal.
10) Norman Pace - Desnt know how many 5's are in the deck.
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« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2008, 08:32:53 PM »

LOL Ironside and Ghandi putting the world to rights.  I have visions of Ghandi plugging his iPod in Cheesy
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