this reminds me of a mate of mine a few years back who shall remain anonymous.
after a successful night at a game in bedford he drove back to luton in the early hours of the morning, feeling good about himself due to finishing the night a few hundred up and feeling a little horny he decided to venture to the red light district behind the old casino to see who was out.
he picked up a girl early 20s nice figure and pretty, one he said he had never seen before.
after driving to a quiet location he negotiated with the girl and without going into to much details he agreed £20 for a handjob.
he payed her up front and sat back in his chair to enjoy. a few minutes later she offered to give him a bj for no extra cost. it must be my lucky night he thought to himself winning poker and this as well.
anyway he done what he set out to do, dropped the girl off and went on his way.
when he arrived home he got his wallet out to check the exact sum of his nights work to find his wallet empty.
whilst he sat back and thought of england she had emptied the pockets of his jeans that were around his ankles while she had gave him his freebie "extra"
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