Valentine's Day

[JungleCat03]

Sort some sort of flowers out. Buy card.

Booked restaurant, chinese obv, nothing Claire gets more excited by than watching me stuffing crispy duck into my face. Followed by drinks at pub, where I will destroy her at pool as usual but possibly as a special treat wont 7 ball her every frame...

All very standard and traditional so far, may break up the routine by delivering flowers and card dressed up as a ninja turtle. Can't be bothered (too cheap) to rent costume so turtle disguise will consist of putting a tie round my head as a bandana, shouting "cowabunga " as I give over flowers and sticking an eggshell to my back with sellotape.

[Colchester Kev]

Sort some sort of flowers out. Buy card.

Booked restaurant, chinese obv, nothing Claire gets more excited by than watching me stuffing crispy duck into my face. Followed by drinks at pub, where I will destroy her at pool as usual but possibly as a special treat wont 7 ball her every frame...

All very standard and traditional so far, may break up the routine by delivering flowers and card dressed up as a ninja turtle. Can't be bothered (too cheap) to rent costume so turtle disguise will consist of putting a tie round my head as a bandana, shouting "cowabunga " as I give over flowers and sticking an eggshell to my back with sellotape.

sigh ... another good one lost to the dark side !

[Rod Paradise]

sigh ... another good one lost to the dark side !

Methinks Kev doth protest too much. Bet he's got a hot bath, candles, soothing music & bottle of champers for Ginger to enjoy, while Kex cooks a totally indulgent dinner for her (making a salad for himself).

[kinboshi]

I must admit, I'm rather cynical about Valentine's day as well and the Mister is actually quite romantic the rest of the year - but I can never say no to a bit more romance, no matter what the excuse.....

What about boldie?

Get your coat!

Have I pulled?

[Colchester Kev]

sigh ... another good one lost to the dark side !

Methinks Kev doth protest too much. Bet he's got a hot bath, candles, soothing music & bottle of champers for Ginger to enjoy, while Kex cooks a totally indulgent dinner for her (making a salad for himself).

why make all the effort once a year ....

[Ironside]

how many blonde engagements are wee going to see anounced on forum tomorrow

monkey and claire, kiv and purple, and dont forget compo and tikay

[boldie]

I must admit, I'm rather cynical about Valentine's day as well and the Mister is actually quite romantic the rest of the year - but I can never say no to a bit more romance, no matter what the excuse.....

What about boldie?

Get your coat!

Have I pulled?

Many a sailor if you believe the Navy's website.

[kinboshi]

I must admit, I'm rather cynical about Valentine's day as well and the Mister is actually quite romantic the rest of the year - but I can never say no to a bit more romance, no matter what the excuse.....

What about boldie?

Get your coat!

Have I pulled?

Many a sailor if you believe the Navy's website.

[Dingdell]

My clinic is turning into a non valentines persons clinic tomorrow. Until this week, tomorrow was completely unbooked because you shouldn't have any alcohol for at least 24 hours after a treatment. So all our bookings for tomorrow are for people who are not celebrating valentines, we are completely full.

Each time someone books I ask them if they should be having the treatment as they need to avoid alcohol and it is Feb 14th. Everytime there is a little sigh and they confirm their booking.

My clinic beautician has a stalker (seriously nutty ex boyfriend who leaves love notes around the clinic for her etc etc)  so we're expecting lots of flowers for her tomorrow from him, along with singing telegrams and anything else he can think of to get her attention, so while all these single people come in trying to avoid valentines there will probably be a singing gorrilla pledging undying love to her in the waiting room. Should be interesting.....

[MrsBoldie]

sigh ... another good one lost to the dark side !

Methinks Kev doth protest too much. Bet he's got a hot bath, candles, soothing music & bottle of champers for Ginger to enjoy, while Kex cooks a totally indulgent dinner for her (making a salad for himself).

I think you're spot on Rod - but I reckon he'll probably throw in some rose petals..........

[bobby1]

Ive bought the Mrs a card for 79p from the Co Op.

It has the refreshingly romantic message......

What is sexy, great in bed and can speak French.

Moi

She better like it.

[boldie]

My clinic is turning into a non valentines persons clinic tomorrow. Until this week, tomorrow was completely unbooked because you shouldn't have any alcohol for at least 24 hours after a treatment. So all our bookings for tomorrow are for people who are not celebrating valentines, we are completely full.

Each time someone books I ask them if they should be having the treatment as they need to avoid alcohol and it is Feb 14th. Everytime there is a little sigh and they confirm their booking.

That's quite good..make it women only and change your slogan on Valentines day to "Colonic Irrigation; Hey, At least you'll get one hole filled!"

[HOLDorFOLD]

My clinic is turning into a non valentines persons clinic tomorrow. Until this week, tomorrow was completely unbooked because you shouldn't have any alcohol for at least 24 hours after a treatment. So all our bookings for tomorrow are for people who are not celebrating valentines, we are completely full.

Each time someone books I ask them if they should be having the treatment as they need to avoid alcohol and it is Feb 14th. Everytime there is a little sigh and they confirm their booking.

That's quite good..make it women only and change your slogan on Valentines day to "Colonic Irrigation; Hey, At least you'll get one hole filled!"

 

[Graham C]

I know what I'm not doing tomorrow   Still, it's money saved I guess.   It's all come around a bit quick for me, I'd forgotten about it until about 20 mins ago when I realised I'd planned nothing - oops.

I'll grab some flowers on the way home tomorrow (if the man in the layby is still there )

[Indestructable]

I have bought Mrs Indy a Man City T Shirt. Only £5 in the sales, a bargain and thankfully for another two weeks she can wear it with pride, even if she is a Liverpool fan.