LOL Impendingbanforboringusshitlessaments
I'm not sure what's more tedious, Indesructable banging on about Casino Casino or Tighty adding -aments to everything and thinking it's still funny.

Or finding that Snoopy is writing in every poker magazine I pick up these days.

But of course if you would like to write an article on me based on the art of being lucky, please feel free to contact my agent.

Your agent needs a kick up the ass, I've been watching TV all day and not one sighting of you.