The Husband Shop

[roverthtaeh]

A shop that sells new husbands has opened in London , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the shop operates:

You may visit this shop ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Shop to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Shop.

[TightEnd]

what about the basement?

[AndrewT]

what about the basement?

It's cold and lonely down here.

[Robert HM]

what about the basement?

Basement - These men work part time and live in campers

[Claw75]

what about the basement?

Basement - These men work part time and live in campers

happened across this the other day - is this where it all started?

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=3985.msg92038#msg92045

[Robert HM]

what about the basement?

Basement - These men work part time and live in campers

happened across this the other day - is this where it all started?

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=3985.msg92038#msg92045

Nope but I can understand you making the connection.

[cia260895]

the wife said i'm 4th floor

[Grier78]

the wife said i'm 4th floor

Unlucky, do you know who she is having the affair with?

[Woody502]

Cant be with a man off the 5th floor cause they dont exist!

the wife said i'm 4th floor

Unlucky, do you know who she is having the affair with?

[sofa----king]

i really would buy a husband .,.,.,.,so my wife could tell it what to do.,.,

[cia260895]

the wife said i'm 4th floor

Unlucky, do you know who she is having the affair with?

NO, but i can guarantee he hasnt got facial hair..

[Claw75]

Cant be with a man off the 5th floor cause they dont exist!

they are a rare species but I have been lucky enough to have found one

[cia260895]

Cant be with a man off the 5th floor cause they dont exist!

they are a rare species but I have been lucky enough to have found one

but unable to unblock drains...

[Claw75]

Cant be with a man off the 5th floor cause they dont exist!

they are a rare species but I have been lucky enough to have found one

but unable to unblock drains...

not top of my list of priorities tbh

[cia260895]

fair enough