a little story from cyprus.,.,poker

[sofa----king]

well here i go.,.,
i havent played poker for almost 6 months,and now living in cyprus i get invited to a game a couple of weeks ago.,.,.,
cyprus rules are strange,.,.,
£20 rebuy until your money runs out.(suits me,,),.,,and you have to use both your hole cards lol.,.(holdem/omaha i call it)
anyway i go over to ayia napa for the night,.,and sit with 8 real dodgy guys,.,cards in the air and of we go.,.,after an hour i must have 2.4 million chips not adding upto £50,then i lose the lot on a silly call from a cyp with bottom pair,i missed 18 outs lol,,,,,,,,
i then slowly ko each player to leave ME,THE OWNER,AND SOME GUY WHO WORKS FOR HIM....
and loads watching,.,.,(bearing in mind before we started i said i would give all my winnings back to the losers.,.they found that wierd)
i go on to get a monster stack of 900 chips=360 euros about £270 gbp,,,,,
i dont think i could have won as the owner had boxes and boxes of chips at his side of which he just kept filling the table with,,.,,evertime he lost a hand to me he went into this bottomless box lol.,.,.,
then with half the table covered in chips there was a massive fight with the uk squadies which rolled over to the pool table where we play and all the chips flew into the air.,,lmao.,.,i stood back and watched these army guys go nuts.,.,.,ko anyone in there way,,,
the police turn up 9 arrested/bar smashed up/im down £20 lol,,,,/
and think SHALL I CALL FOR A RULING,.,.,.,i think not and go home at about 2.30am.,.,
next day it was all over sky news.,.,bar brawl at the bedrock.,.,.,.,i knew there would be trouble,,,,,,,
i dont think i miss it to much lol,,,just thought it might give you a giggle as this forum is slowing down with laughter.,.,.,.,.,.,.,

[boldie]

well here i go.,.,
i havent played poker for almost 6 months,and now living in cyprus i get invited to a game a couple of weeks ago.,.,.,
cyprus rules are strange,.,.,
£20 rebuy until your money runs out.(suits me,,),.,,and you have to use both your hole cards lol.,.(holdem/omaha i call it)
anyway i go over to ayia napa for the night,.,and sit with 8 real dodgy guys,.,cards in the air and of we go.,.,after an hour i must have 2.4 million chips not adding upto £50,then i lose the lot on a silly call from a cyp with bottom pair,i missed 18 outs lol,,,,,,,,
i then slowly ko each player to leave ME,THE OWNER,AND SOME GUY WHO WORKS FOR HIM....
and loads watching,.,.,(bearing in mind before we started i said i would give all my winnings back to the losers.,.they found that wierd)
i go on to get a monster stack of 900 chips=360 euros about £270 gbp,,,,,
i dont think i could have won as the owner had boxes and boxes of chips at his side of which he just kept filling the table with,,.,,evertime he lost a hand to me he went into this bottomless box lol.,.,.,
then with half the table covered in chips there was a massive fight with the uk squadies which rolled over to the pool table where we play and all the chips flew into the air.,,lmao.,.,i stood back and watched these army guys go nuts.,.,.,ko anyone in there way,,,
the police turn up 9 arrested/bar smashed up/im down £20 lol,,,,/
and think SHALL I CALL FOR A RULING,.,.,.,i think not and go home at about 2.30am.,.,
next day it was all over sky news.,.,bar brawl at the bedrock.,.,.,.,i knew there would be trouble,,,,,,,
i dont think i miss it to much lol,,,just thought it might give you a giggle as this forum is slowing down with laughter.,.,.,.,.,.,.,

I blame Bolt..he hasn't posted in ages.

Nice to hear something in Cyprus isn't nice though..that made me slightly less jealous of you..I might even not have to come over and pummel you

[sledge13]

Violence in Cyprus? Norrrrrrrrr!!!!