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Please select the best three captions from the list below:
| "Grrrr. I'm a tiger. Hear me roar!" |
| Could have swore I brought my Rubiks cube |
| So..........when Bruce Lee does that claw thing |
| Rumit tells lucy how he won the world Mercy world championships against the invisable man |
| 'So tell me Lucy, would you ever consider dating a short stacker?' |
| "I only had to grab her boob and she got a puncture!" |
| So I gave it a squeeze and she was made of plastic |
| Lucy's lethal ice-stare freezes Rumit mid-raise |
| please call, i have a big hand. |
| When Tikay said it was my round I countered with my Shaolin Tiger style Kung Fu, like thi |
| so I just went honk honk, then she slapped me and got dressed |
| grrr I'm a tiger |
| Do I look at if I give a feck? |
| Go on, just a little one... |
| If you stand up, would this be about the right height to "push your buttons?" |
| Not even a quick feel of your baps? |
| Honestly Lucy, you should have seen the size of her chips |
| Well it was dark, but I'd definitely know if it was you.... |
| I tell you, anything more than a handful is a waste.... |
| in the eyes not around the eyes..321 ur under..now lucy..do u have aces? |
| lucy tell me do girls like their tits played with like this? |
| Rumit's attempts to put Lucy off her game using his invisible blackboard were futile |
| bloke in blue shirt thinks he's seen it all - a beagle with a camera |
| All In |
| Rumit tries to pursuade Lucy to pass him some chips, declaring that anything more than a handful is a waste |
| you think you ovaries are big you should see the size of my testicles! |
| Obama and Clinton discuss Democratic policy on how to deal with the UK |
| Yes Hilary, Ohio is North-East of Texas, I'm sure you can walk it...... |
| "You carry on and tickle the dog's belly on the table. I'll distract the others" |
| If you looked like Issabella Mercier you could be the lucky lady running into my hand this way. |
| It's what I call the Vulcan Death Grip, it's the only way to shut TK up. |
| "...it's a dead one of those......oh, never mind.." |
| "So the cat jumped out of the box like that....and the next thing I knew is that it ran off with my wig" |
| Rummit gets so angry he prepares to perform the 'Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique' he learnt from watching Kill Bill 2 |
| when the waitress said "grab a hand full" |
| Lucy have you seen sooty?? |
| any chance of a free feel?? |
| "I hope he thinks I'm just scratching my knee..." |
| "Girth???!!...don't talk to me about girth!" |
| "So I grabbed her left one like this and then she slapped me...go figure.." |
| yeah,so tell them i want to but her this beautiful black lace bra, and they say what size is she, and then they kick me out when i try to show them |
| are you certain where not playing snap |
| "Thats right E.T...phone home!" |
| "look at the shadow on the wall....im a tiger...raaar lucy raaar!" |
| Rumit tries that thing crocodile dundee did on that buffalo or whatever it was that was on the road blocking the way,u know what i mean when he leans his hand out with index and pinky and goes "woar" |
| I heard you nipples were the size of an Apple! Go on give us a look.... |
| I cuddle like a tiger......grrrrrrr |
| Rumit's explanation of his foreplay technique attracts Lucy's attention. |
| why are you telling me about the best way to grab a womans breast |
| Here comes the claw, its gonna get ya |
| "This is what I call my - Squeeze Play" |
| I've got you right where I want you...by your golden ovaries.' |
| No Rummit, I was asking for directions to the G in Manchester |
| "I know why they call her Claw now, I've been limping all week." |
| A naked, invisible Tony Kendall's poker room rampage is ended when he is captured by Rumit. |
| That's how i can tell if it's a 34c |
| You need balls this big to play poker with the men |
| "How big did you say your Ovaries were?" |
| "Quick, while everyone watches this hand, lets hold hands under the table" |
| Lucy, do you reckon this is about average size? |
| I'm a tiger, raaaaaaaaa |
| And then he squeezed my man boobs, just like this |
| I thought only tiny irish men wore green |
| I said look into my eyes, not around my eyes, look into my eyes.... |
| so i turned to channel 4 and there it was 'gone fishing' I knew there was a poker programme on |
| I had a lovely bunch of coconuts, this big. It's why I shaved my head, coconut stylee |
| i dont care about the size ,.,.,.,..........,.,.,.this is my lesbian look.,.,.,ok.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,., |
| she grabbed me by my dreadlocks and pulled like this and now look at me! |
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