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« on: November 01, 2005, 11:05:41 AM »

Okay, Okay, it finally all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before:


MENtal illness


MENstrual cramps


MENtal breakdown


MENopause


GUYnaecologist            (yes I know spelt wrong)

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When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy.   (and yes I know again)
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« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2005, 11:22:25 AM »

400 Galaxy bars for this woman and a place in Best of Blonde!

 

Okay, Okay, it finally all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before:


MENtal illness


MENstrual cramps


MENtal breakdown


MENopause


GUYnaecologist            (yes I know spelt wrong)

AND

When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy.   (and yes I know again)

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« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2005, 11:28:33 AM »

Very brave......
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« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2005, 11:32:23 AM »

Surprised it took this long to surface, i did hear this one quite a while back and we all know the three quickest forms of communication are....

Telephone

Telegram

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« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2005, 11:51:43 AM »

        life makes so much more sense after reading your post Trace
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« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2005, 12:14:14 PM »

Yes, because its the mans fault that a woman goes doo lally during every full moon.
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« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2005, 12:24:26 PM »

Even more of a man made disaster - I now have an underwire incident whilst at work!

Help!

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« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2005, 12:31:27 PM »

Remove the other wire and pray to the God's that things don't go PING!!!  lol

Sorry Heid, I've never had this happen 'cos I won't use underwireds  lol

Go for a good Cross your Heart - nowt moves with one of them on!

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« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2005, 12:45:34 PM »

This happened to me in the days when the underwires were metal.

It snapped in half and stuck in my boob, omg it was painful.

The pain we women have to go through, men have deffo got it made.

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« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2005, 12:55:56 PM »

OUCH!    Cry
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« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2005, 12:56:55 PM »

simple solution - dont wear a bra........Shocked

when was the last time you heard a man complain about an underwiring problem??
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« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2005, 01:07:17 PM »

You're all too busy moaning about man flu to have the time to moan about underwiring!!
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« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2005, 01:07:56 PM »

simple solution - dont wear a bra........Shocked

when was the last time you heard a man complain about an underwiring problem??

Only a man could say that, let alone think it.  Cheesy

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« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2005, 01:28:41 PM »

If I was to do the female equivalent of "commando" without a bra, there would be casualties. Anyway you save your best toys for the lucky man I reckon Smiley

It's not broken - although one did as I got off the buss last week - that was a pain - I was al uneven. It's popped out the side and is impaling me armpit.

I shall have to do minor suturing tonight during the tourney.

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« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2005, 01:41:52 PM »

You're all too busy moaning about man flu to have the time to moan about underwiring!!

We CAN'T moan when we have "manflu" - it hurts too much!! Cry
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