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« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2005, 02:02:42 PM »

If I was to do the female equivalent of "commando" without a bra, there would be casualties. Anyway you save your best toys for the lucky man I reckon Smiley

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Depends what toys you have in the collection, and who you plan to use them on. Things can go from best night ever to worst nightmare depending upon the direction you point that rabbit...
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« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2005, 02:45:25 PM »

If I was to do the female equivalent of "commando" without a bra, there would be casualties. Anyway you save your best toys for the lucky man I reckon Smiley

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Depends what toys you have in the collection, and who you plan to use them on. Things can go from best night ever to worst nightmare depending upon the direction you point that rabbit...

Who told you about the rabbit?<g>
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« Reply #17 on: November 01, 2005, 02:49:27 PM »

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« Reply #18 on: November 01, 2005, 02:59:31 PM »

All this Male/Female stuff is easily summed up by the following ...


Men may have many faults
And women have just two
Everything they say
And everything they do


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« Reply #19 on: November 01, 2005, 03:03:59 PM »

I'd like to offer my condolences to Mr and Mrs Frey Bentos. We are sorry to hear of the loss of one of your biggest customers friends, our thoughts are with you at this most difficult time.

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« Reply #20 on: November 01, 2005, 03:17:23 PM »

lol, and grrrrr at u mr kev
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« Reply #21 on: November 01, 2005, 03:19:36 PM »

Of course this doesnt apply to mrs. Wolf .... who is perfect in every way Smiley
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« Reply #22 on: November 01, 2005, 03:22:37 PM »

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« Reply #23 on: November 01, 2005, 03:29:59 PM »

next person who passes through Colchester please call at Kev's house and remove the spade from his clutches Cheesy

p.s. and pinch one of his banana pies for me Wink
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« Reply #24 on: November 01, 2005, 03:32:28 PM »

I aint answering the door to no-one mate .....  And the banana pies are all gone Smiley
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« Reply #25 on: November 01, 2005, 03:35:12 PM »

bah! humbug!

no point in entering tonights crypto tourney then, the thought of winning a banana pie as bounty for knocking you out was the only reason i was going to enter!! Cry
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« Reply #26 on: November 01, 2005, 03:35:21 PM »

You going to the Xmas P4C event at Nottingham Kiv?

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« Reply #27 on: November 01, 2005, 03:37:37 PM »

You going to the Xmas P4C event at Nottingham Kiv?

I've found a new use for nun chucks!!!!

You gonna put them in pies ??
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« Reply #28 on: November 01, 2005, 03:44:11 PM »

You going to the Xmas P4C event at Nottingham Kiv?

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You gonna put them in pies ??

Not exactly no, but meat and two veg would be involved!
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« Reply #29 on: November 01, 2005, 03:45:40 PM »

Not exactly no, but meat and two veg would be involved!

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